oyfrog,

A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.

The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.

Guadin,
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Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’ve got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs

Vaginal_blood_fart,

Virginity

loudWaterEnjoyer,
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Salt. Just a lot of salt.

ma1w4re,

It smells like a massive rash and an itch

ThrowawayPermanente,

Everyone is a stupid noob except me

Resol,
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It smells like kebab cooked by Spyro’s flames

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Seems tasty

Resol,
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I had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that’s what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

since that’s what LoL is, right?

I’ve no clue honestly

Resol,
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Seems like fantasy to me

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

ass

Kolanaki,
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It’s a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.

halvar,
Sam_Bass,

Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes

Son_of_dad,

1000008932

Reminds me of this from back in the day

PsychedSy,

Bradford pear.

tattletaletimes,
@tattletaletimes@lemmy.world avatar

chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.

OsaErisXero,

Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.

Exbando,

Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

They didn’t find any men in lol_rule34

MrVilliam,

Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.

AZERTY,

Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.

Mouselemming,

MTG? You don’t mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She’s more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the “smells like ass sweat” part probably would fit.

empireOfLove2,
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Magic: The Gathering…

terminally online user detected

PunnyName,

Magic is virtually all online now too, so this is kind of a non comment.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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