Which one?
Vrases, Stick sword definitely
Kusimulkku, Stick seems much more useful
cordlesslamp, Big talk for someone in throwing distance.
Kusimulkku, You’re acting as if my stick doesn’t work as a throwing spear
Agent641, Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.
Kusimulkku, humanity figures out warfare, colorized
wargreymon2023, Why be poor? I would rather take Netanyahu’s head.
A_Chilean_Cyborg, 
Rock, what use would have a stick?
Bienenvolk, Stick, what use would have a rock?
A_Chilean_Cyborg, paperweight
Bienenvolk, Sword!
RHSJack, I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.
zewm, (edited ) 
Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and wither away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
Fuck_u_spez_, Plus it beats scissors.
dogsoahC, From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
dogsoahC, The rock. I already have a sword.
PeriodicallyPedantic, This is why I wear cargo shorts
TexMexBazooka, Finally My time
Bunnylux, 
Stick I love sticks
InEnduringGrowStrong, 
There’s a stick enthusiast community:
!stick
hazeebabee, What a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)
Bunnylux, Holy stick!!
nttea, 
Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?
ConfusedPossum, Skip it across a lake
realitista, That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!
xavier_berthiaume, Stick, easiest choice of my life
TrickDacy, Rock, easiest choice of my life
xavier_berthiaume, You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief
TrickDacy, Look at that rock tho. One in a billion rock, right there.
xavier_berthiaume, It def is a pretty fuckin’ nice rock, gotta say
Empricorn, Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!
betterdeadthanreddit, Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
johannesvanderwhales, But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.
betterdeadthanreddit, They don’t need it but they’re worth it.
Tequila, Easy, the stick. The rock isn’t as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.
ATDA, Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it’s gone.
random_character_a, 
Are we going to have a duel?
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