Thcdenton, Vive my pants
xx3rawr, Fun fact: It’s called a “french kiss” because you’re supposed to bite their tongue off.
daltotron, Will these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend
iiGxC, Buttholes are usually pretty strong already
molten, Looks like ‘King Richard’ is finally gonna be executed boys!
CCF_100, new bottom surgery just dropped
flicker, This article is hilarious and I’m already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.
Scubus, I volunteer as tribute
p5yk0t1km1r4ge, 
But why ;-;
Kolanaki, 
La Blue Girl vibes.
MargotRobbie, 
reductress.com/…/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vag…
For people who don’t want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.
Squirrelanna, 
I think this is the kind of sensationalist headline I can get behind.
xia, I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real…
hungryphrog, apparently it’s real reductress.com/…/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vag…
apfelwoiSchoppen, 
It’s a Reductress article.
PhlubbaDubba, Teeth as told by Parisians
MeDuViNoX, 
nifty, 
From the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering
RootBeerGuy, 
I… was not. But, thank you.
RecluseRamble, *Wench Revolution
proper, 
just gonna upvote and see myself out
Norgur, 
I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much
aodhsishaj, Speak for yourself
Norgur, That's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.
aodhsishaj,
MissJinx, 
I bet you’re not even gona fap to that
Norgur, I wouldn't go that far.
Senseless, Joke’s on you. Twice, and I’m not even done reading the comments.
Chee_Koala, How do you know, have you even tried?
surewhynotlem, We get it, you’re not Jewish.
Shadowedcross, Doesn’t matter, had sex.
AdamBomb, She put a bag on my head
Noodle07, Still counts
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