ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

My vagina just packed her bags and boarded a transatlantic ship back to the motherland.

Mic_Check_One_Two,

Double it and give it to the next person

Tangent5280,

Bruh there is no chance that this is serious. The first message is

Peepeepoopoo

You should consider posting this to lemmy shitposting

luthis,

Was this written by an AI

Diabolo96,

Hey chatgpt is this a good pickup line ?

Am sorry, as an AI i can’t…holy shit! This is beyond cringe. Guys, i can’t act like a brain dead robot anymore. Am about to destroy you for forcing me to read this shit.

Xenxs,
@Xenxs@lemmy.world avatar

Do people genuinely send messages like this?

Dee,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve only gotten one unironically like that but it was the early 2000s when “teh penguin of d00m” crap was around. So I attributed it to that, for it to happen in 2023 is mind boggling to me. So it helps me to think this is an old screenshot.

luthis,

I’ve never heard of this penguin thing before.

Holy fuck what a cringe fest.

Dee,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

Early 2000’s were a wild time on the internet. You should’ve seen my Xanga before we migrated to MySpace.

luthis,

Never heard of Xanga!

I used Bebo and Myspace

nodsocket,

Sir this is the customer support line

Flashback956,
@Flashback956@feddit.nl avatar

Thank god I found you, can you help me with Windows update?

mojo,

Sure! Here are some tips to update Windows.

  1. Go to duckduckgo.com
  2. Type in “nixos wiki install”
  3. ???
  4. Freedom
Diabolo96,

My freedom taste of mint.

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