bob_wiley, Someone ordering oat milk is surprised by the number of milk options?
Sneptaur, The entire text conversation is fake 😱
viking, Not everyone busy it as a milk substitute. I buy it because it tastes nice, and don’t bother with alternatives.
TheRealKuni, Yup, I keep a carton of oatmilk in the fridge for coffee (and occasionally to drink on its own, but it’s full fat so it’s rather caloric), and a carton of good ol’ cows milk as well. I don’t need it as a milk substitute, I just like it!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, I just thought up a great business model and it’s five times as exploitive as doordash plus we could roll it out for Christmas. By the time the novelty has worn off we should all (and by we, I mean everyone who isn’t working for or using the app) be rich. Who wants to help me build doordance?
TheRealLinga, Ooo do we get to dance to The Doors? I love doing that. It would be even better if I got paid to do so!
modifier, Your biggest mistake is that you’re joking.
droans, That’s ridiculous.
DoorPrance would eat its lunch.
darcy, yeah? how about DoorVixen, or DoorDasher- wait…
AWittyUsername, Dasher?
Sneptaur, DoorDash delivery driver
Million, DoorDash food delivery guy
fne8w2ah,
jcdenton, Good convo
MonkCanatella, A fellow scholar!
HardlightCereal, I only see two options: almond milk and breast milk
RedAggroBest, Leave the Activision-Blizzard break room and go to a store. Might have better luck
KpntAutismus, bold for you to assume they have a job
XTornado, Oh no…in there they have nut milk but not almond… It’s another kind of nut.
Moc, I just want milk that tastes like real milk.
ReverseThePolarity, This tastes like real milk, and only 2% fat.
Looks significantly at your stomach
Kolanaki, Soy milk is the only non-dairy milk I’ve tried that comes close. It’s not 1:1 but it’s good enough to be used with cereal and not be super weird at least. And the vanilla flavored one isn’t bad as just a drink.
LinkOpensChest_wav, This is interesting to me. I attracted a number of downvotes too when I said I like soy milk. Maybe this is one of those things like pineapple on pizza that’s very polarizing ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Kolanaki, It’s not even like I go out of my way for it. It was available. I tried it. I found it pretty good. I still get whole milk for myself, but if I had to take a non-dairy option, it would be soy.
LinkOpensChest_wav, Soy has always been my favorite. I mostly drink plant milks on cereal, and I feel like it works better flavor-wise and has the creamiest texture, but ultimately different people have different tastes.
I’ve never tried a variety that tasted bad at all – oat, flax, cashew, rice, hemp, whatever – they all taste good to me.
Sneptaur, There are a strange group of people who look down on others for eating soy because they think it contains enough estrogen to make you trans or something.
LinkOpensChest_wav, Oh yeah. I didn’t think there’d be many of them here though, but I never really understood that in the first place!
Sneptaur, There are a number of federated instances that have no join requirements. People can just join them without an admin approval. So they join and lurk for a few weeks downvoting things they don’t like and then they go on a spam spree posting racist or violent content, before swiftly being banned.
yrnttm, Whole milk for my kefir please.
TimewornTraveler, You dropped this:
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Messy Turks!
XanXic, “that’s a lot of choices”
Stfu and pick one. You sitting there having a casual conversation on your couch. Meanwhile the driver just standing there in the milk aisle staring at their phone for 5 minutes while you want to know all the options and hem and haw.
VicentAdultman, Yeah. But, I always try to be polite and treat delivery workers politely as possible. People are so rude that even “good morning. How are you doing?” Is stuff that none ask them.
Sneptaur, It’s probably at a cafe or something
Kolanaki, 90% chance the entire conversation was made up for the meme.
XanXic, If the Dasher is standing in line at Starbucks waiting for an answer that makes it 10x worse lol
Sneptaur, That is very likely what is happening
scottywh, Possibly does not equal very likely
Sneptaur, Well considering most people don’t use DoorDash for groceries…
scottywh, Says who… I delivered for doordash for a while in a medium-ish sized US city and lots of people did exactly that.
Sneptaur, You don’t see it as often as you see fast food because groceries were added later than restaurants. People think of it as “eating out with even less effort”
scottywh, Again, I’d ask “says who?”
GCostanzaStepOnMe, Having someone else stand in line for your fast food is so incredibly absurd I still can’t get my head around it
Blackmist, I remember when fast food was actually fast…
AnarchistArtificer, Whilst this only applies to a minority of people who use these services, if you’re disabled, having someone else stand in line for you is a godsend.
Sneptaur,
Blackmist, Even the supermarket pickers don’t bother. They just grab whatever is a white liquid and at hand.
There’s like a 20% chance you’re getting PVA glue.
mkhopper, Rice milk not an option?
Literally a waste of time.
TryingToEscapeTarkov, They are always out of Oat Milk because it’s the G.O.A.T. Milk.
PM_ME_FEET_PICS, Nothing really compares to real milk though.
HardlightCereal, How come you’re saying “real milk” when you mean “breast milk”?
Bop, Eh, I outgrew human milk at a pretty young age actually.
Kusimulkku, Have you tried it since?
Honytawk, They won’t sell it to me when I asked :(
I do like the packaging though.
funkless_eck, hard disagree my dude but it’s ok we can dunk our biccies in whatever we like
p1mrx, I once had a roommate from India who saw “got milk?” on a carton, and thought it was goat milk.
That’s actually pretty confusing if you haven’t seen the commercials.
FlyingSquid, I don’t get how they’re so good at milking those little oat teats.
PeWu, It fascinates me how they are getting almond milk.
Poor almond cows.
Honytawk, Almooooo
Shut up Almeera you fat cow. Now let me squeeze your almonds.
RagingNerdoholic, (edited ) It’s almond juice. There’s only one kind of milk, and that’s moo cow fuck milk.
thedirtyknapkin, hey now, there’s also goat milk among others.
thisNotMyName, Gatekeeping milk. Okay, if you think that’s worth the effort
abysmalpoptart, (edited ) He’s just making a lewis black standup comedy reference
TurboDiesel, Clearly humor is dead on Lemmy
Honytawk, Nah, the joke just comes off as gatekeeping in this context
TurboDiesel, Gatekeeping… Milk?
Please go outside. That’s one of the stupidest things I’ve heard in years to be overly sensitive about.
VikingHippie, There’s also literally every other mammal with the possible exception of platypi. Nobody knows what the fuck is up with those freaks and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar, high or a high liar.
chatokun, They have milk. They just sweat it instead. I learned about it in a documentary about what two kids are doing during their 104 days of summer vacation.
VikingHippie, They…sweat milk?? 😩
Grass, Cow titty juice. You can call anything anything. If enough people say it then it’s correct. It’s like how the word ‘literally’ gained an extra definition of ‘not literally’. Unless you are speaking France French, then the government decides or something.
killeronthecorner, I wonder what odd jobs the other reindeer do outside of the holiday season.
VikingHippie, Prancer does modern dance
Vixen is a model
Comet is a programmer
Dancer is professionally tiny
Cupid is a couple’s therapist
Donner is a very specialised party planner
Blitzen is a photographer
Olive is an oil magnate
And Rudolph is a mine shaft inspector.
Caboose12000, professionally tiny?
dustyData, I’ve seen several on Instagram.
funkless_eck, cf John, Elton and his desire to be held close by such a one as this
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