Why are we putting defibrillators in buildings when we should be installing these?
Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?
ininewcrow, 
I always imagine it would be hilarious if they made these ‘break glass in emergency’ using bullet proof glass
nifty, 
Why does the towel look like it has been used by an entire family?
pineapplelover, Don’t get the reference
penguinsAreRapists, 
Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy
A_Very_Big_Fan, Want
Someonelemmy, Oh no. Not again…
Toes, Genius, you will be our ambassador when the Vogon’s come to visit.
FlyingSquid, 
For all 2 minutes before we get blown up?
MacNCheezus, 
Yes, then he’ll have to listen to their poetry instead of me.
Sharpiemarker, Need this
Peppycito, Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?
You lie down under a table and put a paper bag on your head. Duh.
FlyingSquid, Will that help?
0x4E4F, 
Yes, the paper relflects vogons.
Peppycito, No, but it gives you a sense of purpose.
cerement, 
broken glass embedded in safety towel …
bobs_monkey, Couple shakes’ll do the trick
FlyingSquid, That’s for hand-to-hand combat.
ericisshort, Towelie approved
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