rug_burn, Does he like to cuddle after?
sentient_loom, 
Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.
HootinNHollerin, But what about the Japanese
sentient_loom, The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.
speaker_hat, Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?
sentient_loom, I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.
gmtom, Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.
bruhduh, 
Because it is
EmoDuck, How’s he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom
sentient_loom, He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.
ExLisper, Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?
sentient_loom, I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.
OpenStars, 
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I’m in love
That I’m sent from above
I’m not that innocent
SinningStromgald, I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras
sentient_loom, That’s a beautiful love story.
TheDeepState, Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?
ivanafterall, 
Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.
sentient_loom, You must have seen my OnlyFans
gmtom, No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.
FlyingSquid, 
THE_ANON, Exactly
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Who kidnapped you from the past?
sentient_loom, The government.
Land_Strider, Which government? The reptile ones?
sentient_loom, They are all reptile governments.
theodewere, 
you can say he was bottom, everyone knows
Seraph, 
Any threesomes with Eva Braun?
sentient_loom, Oh yeah. And the dog too.
TseseJuer, that must’ve been pawsome
Veedem, 
Did he still do all that meth?
Dolphinfreetuna, It wasn’t illegal back then
sentient_loom, I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.
AlmightySnoo, 
I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second
sentient_loom, I think it could work.
Fisch, 
That would be fire ngl
Siegfried, “And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done
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