EmoDuck

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EmoDuck,

I’d do that too but Bad Dragon doesn’t seem to want to expand into my neighborhood

EmoDuck,

I look at negative reviews. If they are all dumb stuff like “FedEx lost my package, 0 stars” instead of actual complaints I know the product is good

EmoDuck,

Would be a crime to post these and not also link to Adam Savage’s video about them

EmoDuck,

That’s how you get Bretons

EmoDuck,

The Gros Michel isn’t fully extinct, you can still buy them as delicacies. But from what I’ve heard they aren’t that great, just different to the Cavendish

EmoDuck,

Na dann, Mahlzeit!

EmoDuck,

I will not hear a single bad thing about these. They were a gift of the gods and were only removed to punish humanities sinfull nature.

Repent, I say. REPENT!

EmoDuck,

Ich war einmal in nem Hans im Glück und war alles andere als begeistert.

Ich erwarte jetzt ja nicht, dass Burger so aussehen, wie in der Mäckes Werbung, aber das was ich da bekommen hab sah aus wie ein Trauerspiel. Als hätte das ein Alien zubereitet, dass Burger nur aus wagen Beschreibungen kenn.

Die Filiale lag zwischen einem kleinen Burger laden und einem BK, mit welchen beiden ich achon bessere Erfahrungen gemacht hab

EmoDuck,

Ma’am, I’ve told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals

EmoDuck,

Humans have a history of eradicating species without even trying. If we put our mind to it we’d have the oceans scraped clean by next week.

Free Willy, with every purchase of $20 or more

EmoDuck,

The Egyptian God? Damn, dude’s got connections

EmoDuck,

And risk life and limb? Acorn season is coming up and without heavy military equipment for neighborhood patrols it will be a bloodbath /j

EmoDuck,

Let’s turn this cope cage into a cozy cage

EmoDuck,

There actually is a cocktail called tapeworm shot that’s made this way

EmoDuck, (edited )

He only has two Wikipedia articles, in French and German. The title of the French one is Louis Coulon (Unionist) while the Germans one us Louis Coulon (Beard haver)

EmoDuck,

In one clip, Neumaier was seen singing the Nazi-era German national anthem along with “m*********** rectally with a s** toy.”

He also made a mustache from feces while roleplaying as the former Chancellor Adolf Hitler in one more such footage.

That ought to do it

Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?

Completely random stoned hypothetical. Lets day im old as fuck and I decide I’m ready and done. Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive? Like give me a ton of drugs and let me watch myself get dissected as my final moments. I understand there is a legal and possibly moral concern, but is it...

EmoDuck,

With Armin Meiwes it was argued that the victim couldn’t consent to being killed because he wasn’t mentally sound. And he wasn’t mentally sound because he consented to being killed.

I could imagine that if you could convince a court that you are mentally sound beforehand, you could have someone legally murder you.

The whole eating thing is actually treated somewhat separately because that falls under disturbing the dead

EmoDuck,

Meiwes then ran Brandes a bath, before going to read a Star Trek book, while checking on Brandes every fifteen minutes…

Wonder which book he was reading

EmoDuck,

You dropped this, king: 🤓

EmoDuck,

It will only kill 99.9% of italians. The survivors, if there are any, will be alerted and rapidly approach your position. At this point, suicide will be the only way out

EmoDuck, (edited )

Yeah, Kanatas transformation started with a punch, like a true gorilla girl 🦍

EmoDuck,

You know, houses are a kind of box

EmoDuck,

That’s why I liked Super Sons so much. Damians saltiness gets perfectly balanced out by Jon’s sweetness.

That’s also why Bats amd Supes are such a good duo, they play off each other and through that complete each other.

Damn you Brandis for taking Super Sons from us Angrily shakes fist at sky

EmoDuck,

See Also

Lesbian bed death

This has been an informative 5 minutes

EmoDuck,

Anglo-Saxon peasant woman during the invasion of the Sons of Lodbrok here. My life is actually kind of awesome

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