Found: Lost log
Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.
Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.
We haven’t given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome…
Sendpicsofsandwiches, 
It needs some jeans
fl42v, Don’t worry, it’ll be automatically rotated.
over_clox, 🙃
Jakdracula, 
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3wt2wo
Amazing new product!
niktemadur, (edited ) Hey, I have one in the yard that looks just like it, lemme go quick and check to see if it’s still there or if it’s the one in the picture, don’t go anywhere, just wait right here…
over_clox, I hope you catch it before it runs away, they’re hard to catch…
PanoptiDon, It’s big
It’s heavy
It’s wood
over_clox, (edited ) So we name it Big Heavy Wood?
Edit: It doesn’t respond. I think my poor log might be deaf…
LogicalDrivel, 
But does it roll down stairs?
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N, 
No idea. I just know that it’s better than bad.
over_clox, You gotta keep your log on a leash like the rest of us.
I won’t make that mistake again…
over_clox, It stopped halfway down for a break.
MisterCrisper, I think his bark is worse than his bite but don’t worry - the logcatcher will probably catch him soon.
over_clox, (edited ) Ah, you’re right. I need to check the log files…
Imgonnatrythis, Better check and see if it perhaps belongs to the log lady.
over_clox, I’m scared to ask, but what?
This better not be like the bottle guy…
ummthatguy, 
Twin Peaks reference
https://media.tenor.com/oqxr24tRGQgAAAAM/log-lady-twin-peaks.gif
over_clox, Hahahaha! Never seen that clip before, but thanks for sharing 👍
Imgonnatrythis, Oh I’m envious, experiencing twin peaks for the first time is down right magical. Check it out.
badbrainstorm, 
What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great for a snack, And fits on your back? It’s log, log, log
prettybunnys, Is it better than bad?
over_clox, Log
badbrainstorm, It’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log You’re gonna love it, log
over_clox, 🪵
over_clox, I’m still not sure what to feed my log though. I’ve tried dirt, urine, and other stuff, but it keeps crying. I think it’s hungry, what should I feed it?
badbrainstorm, Try some strings of popcorn garland and ornaments
over_clox, I already did, but it didn’t do much for me.
Oh wait, you mean the log? BRB…
EdibleFriend, 
Virgins? Check the star trek subs.
over_clox, Upvoted just for your username alone haha! 😂🤣
EdibleFriend, Oh fuck…and I post in the star trek subs too…
ITS FATE
over_clox, Eventually we’ll find a comet that’s actually just a log, ejected into space, from some garage accident.
EdibleFriend, And thats when everyone pays.
chaotic_altruist, Looks like a fun friend to bring camping or to a bonfire on the beach!
over_clox, We’re still trying to locate the original parents of the lost log. But so far we haven’t had much luck, the local trees are pretty quiet about this situation…
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