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Yeah I don’t know about eating glue pizza, but food stylists also add it to pizzas for commercials to make the cheese more stretchy

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It records sounds and you can play them back with effects if I remember right

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“Mom says we can’t come outside right now”

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Anyone can make money, but noo one can pee nuts!

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I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life

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It’s an industrial park, they usually are more warehouse than storefront but all kinds of businesses use them

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The problems is in the UK you don’t call it a “bloody nose”, that would be stupid. Everyone just says “Tinkle-Tom’s face period” which makes loads more sense anyway

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What is the deal with the bear thing? I’ve apparently been under a rock the last 2 weeks

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Now THAT’S a mouse pad! My brother had that same one like 20+ years ago holy shit that thing is a blast from the past

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Milk of magnesia. You can get it at basically any drug store and it will make you fucking BLAST.

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People went through a lot of trouble to keep that away from the piss-elves

How do you get rid of bad neighbors?

So our neighbors have been a growing problem for a few months now. They seem to be a flop house for six or seven people, most of them look high all day. They go out and Rev a Harley at 3am, they burn plastic been our houses in a fire pit, they have a new dog every two weeks because they keep getting out and getting hit by...

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There isn’t a hell of a lot you can do to really get rid of them. I’d try to find out if they’re renting the property and see if you can get in contact with the landlord/property management company and tell them about it. Most lease agreements require that you disclose how many residents are staying there so there’s a good chance theyre violating that rule among many others. The other thing is (assuming that this is the US since no location given and that’s where I have experince) document absolutely everything. Make a notebook just for writing down the date and time of every stupid / possibly illegal thing you see them do. Take video / audio recordings whenever possible and avoid direct contact. Then every time they rev their motorcycle at 3am call the non emergency police line. Every. Single. Time. The cops will get tired of it, but they’ll be more tired of the likely rude/violent reaction from your scumbag neighbors. Also call animal control any time you see their dog running outside of their property or of it bites someone. Long term / extreme pettiness is what’s going to work. Most importantly though never confront them directly and never tell them you’re calling the cops.

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Some absolute bangers in that lineup. Songs for the deaf is an excellent choice and one of my personal all time favorites!

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I really hate this, and you are a terrible person

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The next day at school “MY DAD PLAYS MATURE, ADULT GAMES AFTER I’M IN BED”

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This is exactly what I’ve been searching for

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