CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

I made this.

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/9911d515-12ab-4dea-a41b-e282594f8e3b.jpeg

Kind of like a smores but with stale anzac biscuits, marshmallow and raspberry jam so more like a warm Monte Carlo. It didn’t disappoint.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

It looks impolite. Excuse you.

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

The marshmallow tried to escape. It didn’t get far.

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

God that looks amazing!!!

underwatermagpies,
@underwatermagpies@aussie.zone avatar

It is magnificent.

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

Hehehe. Thanks mate.

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

Day 37: The chicken, it haunts my dreams. The rain is gravy and underfoot; broccoli and green beans.

So it goes.

Thornburywitch,
@Thornburywitch@aussie.zone avatar

Mate, I think you need to get out in the fresh air a bit. Or stop listening to Hot August Night. earworm special

melbaboutown,

Chicken is quite an affordable lean meat but could you occasionally mix it up? A steak with low cal mustard sauce or something, or salmon if it doesn’t stink up a small flat. Salad with vinaigrette on the side. Just so it isn’t identical meals forever

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Buck bcc buckaaaawck

Catfish, (edited )
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

What would you do? A partner’s sibling having a wedding an another State assigns you cake duty. This means buying a weddin-ish cake, getting it to an airport, lap flying it for about 2hr, a 2hr train ride, and something more to venue.

Thornburywitch,
@Thornburywitch@aussie.zone avatar

Bugger the weddingish cake. Ask them straight out if there’s a colesworth handy where you can buy a packet of lamingtons before getting to the venue. You won’t have a kitchen, the transport will be extremely anxiety inducing, and you’ve got no idea what facilities are available at destination for assembly/decoration. Not to mention the microbiology aspect of transporting food over such distances. In quantities appropriate for a wedding. This is a bloody thoughtless requirement loaded onto you. Lamingtons, packet lamingtons, is all they deserve.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Bonus. The sister involved was a chef.

Thornburywitch,
@Thornburywitch@aussie.zone avatar

It occurs to me that the airline might not let you take a cake on board even on your lap. Nowadays.

RustyRaven,
@RustyRaven@aussie.zone avatar

What if you tell them it’s your emotional support cake?

StudChud,

I feel emotionally supported when I eat cake, so this would be acceptable to me

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

They did in the way back when this applies to

StudChud,

Depends on how much I like the soon-to-be sibling in law.

If I like them, if try to find a local place that does wedding cakes and I would try to get there a day or so early to pick it up before wedding.

If I don’t like them, I’d tell them to take a long walk off a short pier.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

I did like her before this. The multi -state ask utterly baffled me. It ended up being part a last straw situation.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

I would order and buy the cake at the destination

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

That would be sensible

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

I would say “no can do”

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Guess what?

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

What?

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Horrible Ex actually did do it

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

Guess what?

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

He’s an ex

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

He’s a goose.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Honk honk!

dumblederp,
@dumblederp@aussie.zone avatar

Nine colesworth mudcakes covered in canned whipped cream then pour Pauls custard over it.

Baku,

Whoever came up with this is on either end of the intelligence bell curve, but I really want to try this now

useless_modern_god,
@useless_modern_god@aussie.zone avatar

lol what? Surely you wouldn’t hand carry a wedding cake that far?

“Place all metal objects, laptops, and wedding cakes in the tray!” 😂

Catfish, (edited )
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

I’m not kidding. Peculiar Ex actually did do that…

melbaboutown, (edited )

That seems like an inefficient way to go about it, and inviting disaster. One knock could smear or crush it, if it doesn’t fall victim to turbulence or get dropped. Also after all that the freshness might be questionable.

Why not have a caterer or bakery in the same state deliver it?? Or at least them buying something there. They should choose and organise their own wedding cake so they know they like it.

This sounds like a very silly request

Catfish, (edited )
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Neighbours beware, CHESS soundtrack ON Catfish vocals Active!

Baku, (edited )

Unaddressed mail is wild. I just opened a letter addresses to our address but with no name, not even a return name (although strangely, a return address). It’s in cursive and I can’t read cursive but I’m pretty sure it’s some sort of conspiracy theory. All I can decipher is something about new governments and children of God. They also addressed this letter as “dear neighbour” even though the return address is 9 suburbs away

Even stranger - it’s a proper letter, like with stamps and an envelope and all the works. But the letter is a page ripped out of a ruled notebook

Edit: I searched the address and it seems to be some sort of weird gated Jehovah witness community thing. Absolutely wild

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

If you didn’t tear the envelope, put it right back and mark as NATA.

Baku,

Unfortunately I did tear it, so I’m gonna save it til halloween then write some incomprehensible scribbles on it in red ink and stick it to the housemates door 😂

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

You, I like you and your petty horror mission. 🖤

Baku,

😈

StudChud,

I was gonna say it’ll be something religious, and then I read your edit lol.

melbaboutown,

I searched the address and it seems to be some sort of weird gated Jehovah witness community thing.

Free toilet paper!

RustyRaven,
@RustyRaven@aussie.zone avatar

Dishwasher leak identification step 1 has been completed. I have a puddle of water on the floor after every wash and I was concerned it was coming from a leaking hose connection behind the dishwasher, so I pulled it out to check. No sign of any water there, so it appears to be coming from the door. There is a hole where a screw is supposed to attach to the cupboard which was not used so I’ve put some tape over it just in case water is getting out there. There is no sign of any wear or damage to any of the door seals so I’m not sure what the next step is.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

CBM advertisement. I am totally not admitting to just buying several kilograms of milo. They also currently have cheap period knickers if you are a size 12, and a metric butttonne of truffle stuff.

dumblederp,
@dumblederp@aussie.zone avatar

Every time i see it written I think “Baroque nickers”.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

I believe that’s still well in the spilt crotch pantaloons timezone.

wscholermann,

We know you are a Milo whore, don’t lie to us.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

I rarely touch it, it’s all for Boyo’s morning mocha. 😹

fullkitwanker,

Milo or Jarrah or Indulge Your Senses Drinking Chocolate?

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Got to be Milo. I detest Nestle, But admit nothing else tastes quite the same.

fullkitwanker,

Ok I haven’t tried it in a mocha but will do now since I need to buy chocy anyway. Thanks catfish

Duenan,
@Duenan@aussie.zone avatar

It’s cold today.

Got a dressing gown on and a hot water bottle on my lap.

Hardest part of my day is going to be taking out the bins today.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

I wore out my old gown. 😞 Was a real good peter alexander one too. Bought a new gown yesterday and I felt guilty, like I betrayed the old one. It’s cute tho, it’s thick velour and has dalmations

Duenan,
@Duenan@aussie.zone avatar

I’m almost tempted to put on the oodie but I’m not sure if it’s cold enough for that yet.

It’s not betrayers. Think of it as passing on the torch and inheriting the old gown’s purpose.

My oodie has koalas on it. I think my other one has toast?

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

I remember a couple of years ago, I burned my immune system to the ground doing sport and gym, and caught pneumonia.

So what did this genius do? Not wait long enough before he went back to physical stuff and caught it again a week later.

This is what I remind myself of when I’m getting antsy sitting around sick now.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

Rest is a kind of work , even tho we aren’t moving our limbs doesn’t mean we aren’t working. Rest is letting your immune system focus on fighting bugs and rest lets your body repair itself.]

I cried with frustration at having to lay in bed 23.5 hours a day for 8 weeks, but it was the only way my vertebrate would mend, only way my spine and nerves would reduce swelling. Rest. Let the body repair.

Just rest.

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

You’re right. I’m taking your advice and lounging in bed and reading.

Might bring the laptop in here to play some games.

Thank you ❤️

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

so many hugs, let your body do it’s work 🤗

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

Today on audible I am listening to* Stolen Focus by Johann Hari * read by Johann Hari.

irl I listen to, watch or read the video/movie/documentary or book 3 times if I want it to stick.

In the United States, teenagers can focus on one task for only sixty-five seconds at a time, and office workers average only three minutes. Like so many of us, Johann Hari was finding that constantly switching from device to device and tab to tab was a diminishing and depressing way to live. He tried all sorts of self-help solutions—even abandoning his phone for three months—but nothing seemed to work. So Hari went on an epic journey across the world to interview the leading experts on human attention—and he discovered that everything we think we know about this crisis is wrong.

anotherspringchicken,
@anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone avatar

That looks interesting! I have the attention span of a goldfish these days, which is hugely frustrating. Does it offer some solutions?

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

it offers a million solutions 😊

the main one is trust your gut, you know when you are doing something you shouldn’t and you know what to do

of course , that doesn’t make it easy

I know I’m really weak, that’s why I have close to zero apps on my phone, I don’t use phone banking nor do I use any email. No shopping apps, no myki, no reddit and i’m not on any other social media, I don’t look at news, nothin’ . If I go out away from my lap top I’m away from all the computer stuff. I’m using my phone even less now that I got myself a lovely new watch.

My focus is still not great but that’s a ptsd thing and a loss of practice thing.

calhoon2005,
@calhoon2005@aussie.zone avatar

So that $25 Android Auto Wireless adaptor I got from AliExpress… Totally works @TinyBreak 😳

Baku,

Wild

TinyBreak,

Great to hear! Lets hope it stays that way.

TinyBreak,

I’m pretty confident we’ve hit the point where Tinyest is trying to talk to us not just saying words because he can. You can see him actively trying to communicate. We got “Ta” very clearly last night for the first time so we’re up to 3 clear words.

Its a real shock when they go from “baby” to “toddler” in your brain.

Thornburywitch,
@Thornburywitch@aussie.zone avatar

Wait until he learns ‘No’. Won’t be long.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

I thought ‘why’ was the most painful one

RustyRaven,
@RustyRaven@aussie.zone avatar

why?

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Because I said so.

RustyRaven,
@RustyRaven@aussie.zone avatar

why?

MeanElevator,
@MeanElevator@aussie.zone avatar

Got two old wisdom teeth removed this morning (not impacted, just decayed).

Total time spent in dental chair…28 minutes.

5 minute chat explaining what’s what

20 minutes of injecting local anaesthetic and waiting for it to kick in

3 minutes of the smoothest tooth extraction I’ve ever had.

Now the suffering begins

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Wow. Mine was all 4 in hospital and I was bruised green & purple from eyeball to nipples

MeanElevator,
@MeanElevator@aussie.zone avatar

Mine have been out for over 20 years and were just regular teeth. No deep surgery was required thankfully.

My missus had hers out about 15 years and the had the same experience as you.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Simultaneously discovered my penicillin allergy. Worst school holidays ever!

TinyBreak,

Gelato is your friend.

Eagle,
@Eagle@aussie.zone avatar

May I offer a snap lock bag of frozen peas for pain relief?

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

I had mine out under a general aesthetic. Went private. Sent me home with the good drugs. I was high for a week. Didn’t feel a thing.

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

I had no wisdom teeth. Considering the pathway my life has taken, it all makes sense.

RustyRaven,
@RustyRaven@aussie.zone avatar

I’ve now pulled out my old rotary beaters. Infinitely variable speed and a free aerobic workout with every bowl mixed!

mysticgreg,
@mysticgreg@aussie.zone avatar

Instructions unclear, tongue stuck in beaters

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

Instructions unclear. Beaters slip, bowl ends up on the floor. Swearing commences.

mysticgreg,
@mysticgreg@aussie.zone avatar

You appear to have seen me cook somehow

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

this is why I buy mixing bowls with a rubber foot

and lean up against kitchen bench

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

😂

I went to a poor school that didn’t have electric beaters so we were taught to dampen a tea towel, twist it, make it into a circle, then secure the bowl on top and beat away.

Duenan,
@Duenan@aussie.zone avatar
bull,
@bull@aussie.zone avatar

that’s a lot of fungi… there isn’t mushroom for many more

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

Noice but why isn’t that bread toasted.

Duenan,
@Duenan@aussie.zone avatar

Toasted very lightly. I like my toast ghosty.

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

I feel better now. My apologies.

Taleya,

because then it won’t suck up all the mushroom juice and melted butter

Duenan,
@Duenan@aussie.zone avatar

I figured I had more mushroom than I could eat that i might as well fry some up and throw it on toast.

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

Mushrooms on toast is the best.

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