Sam_Bass,

bloody twat

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

matt rose replied to this (i think)

mo_lave,

Lando Norris be like

stephen01king,

Hey, it won him the race.

DogWater,

How did a bloody nose win an F1 race?

mo_lave, (edited )

You have to sacrifice a body part if you’re not Max Verstappen (because his sacrifice was a visit to the gas station)

Master,

By being a twat, if my memory or no is is correct.

Viking_Hippie,

Reminds me of the first time a friend of mine and his dad went to London. They were both more or less fluent, though his dad less so:

My friend’s dad, trying to order an extra rare steak: “A bloody steak, please”

Waiter, without missing a beat: “Certainly, sir. Would you like some fucking potatoes with that?”

SonnyVabitch,

A steak joke is a rare medium well done.

Kiosade,

I mean it is kind of weird that “rare” is used to denote “barely cooked”, when it usually means “very scarce or hard to find”.

Rusty,
Kiosade,

Haha this is amazing

hungryphrog,
Viking_Hippie,

Yeah, as a non-native speaker, I’ve always considered that really weird too. Same with “well done”, which is apparently worse than murder if you’re enthusiastic about steaks 😄

Hugh_Jeggs,

Did ye aye

Jentu,

Blue or Blue-Rare are the steps above rare afaik (at least in the US, not sure about England). Any restaurant that asks “what does that mean” isn’t a restaurant I’d trust to serve me meat that is cool in the middle.

v_krishna,
@v_krishna@lemmy.ml avatar

Major Kovalyov: “Am I a joke to you?”

toastal,

My first WTF moment with British English was walking into a restaurant & the hostess asked: “are you alright?”. “Do I have a bloody nose?” I quaked. Turns out it was just how folks say “what’s up?” as a hello there.

LemmyKnowsBest,

to which she responded, “Yes of course you have a nose, but why are you cursing about it?”

Guru_Insights99,

Racism is never acceptable, regardless of the target. All people deserve to be treated with respect, dignity, and equality. While some may view British people as privileged or powerful, that does not justify discrimination or prejudice against them.

Here are a few key reasons why you should avoid being racist towards British people:

Racism is Unethical and Harmful

Racism, by definition, involves prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their race or ethnicity. This is unethical and causes real harm to individuals and society as a whole. Racism can lead to social division, resentment, and even violence.

British People are Diverse

The United Kingdom is home to a diverse population with people of various ethnicities, religions, and backgrounds. Stereotyping or generalizing all British people as a single homogeneous group is inaccurate and unfair. Many British citizens are immigrants or have immigrant backgrounds themselves.

Racism Violates Human Rights

Racism violates fundamental human rights, such as the right to equality, dignity, and non-discrimination. The United Nations International Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial Discrimination (ICERD) is a treaty that condemns racism and requires states to take action against it.

Racism Harms Individuals

Experiencing racism can have severe negative impacts on an individual’s mental health, self-esteem, and overall well-being. It can lead to feelings of isolation, anger, and depression. No one should have to endure discrimination or prejudice based on their race or ethnicity.

Racism is Counterproductive

Racism is ultimately counterproductive and holds society back. It prevents people from working together, learning from each other, and building a more just and equitable world. Embracing diversity and inclusion is essential for progress and prosperity.

In conclusion, racism towards British people, or any group, is unethical, harmful, and counterproductive. We must strive to treat all people with respect, empathy, and fairness, regardless of their race or ethnicity. By rejecting racism and embracing diversity, we can build a better future for everyone.

sparkle,

you’re bad at trolling

Guru_Insights99,

*your

braxy29,

okay, but that made me laugh

SonnyVabitch,

Are you alright?

AMDIsOurLord,

ChatGPT looking ass

TheWolfOfSouthEnd,

It’s more just “alright mate”, or even just “reet”.

ray,

Cooper Howard has entered the chat

umbrella, (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

imagine being on twitter so much you even dream about getting annoyed by pedantic twitter users, this doesn’t sound like a happy existence.

blanketswithsmallpox,

… $100 says they’re happier than you.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

thats a dead easy $100

SmackemWittadic,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

Stay happy my dude

threeduck,

It’s a joke that’s been going around online, OOP made up this janky setup to sound original.

TheFriar,

lol it’s a funny tweet. I don’t use twitter, but find joy in the cleverness and humor that people there spit out.

Would never use the app myself though. Screenshots on lemmy are as close to the rim of the volcano I’ll go.

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

…so they remembered a Twitter post in their dream, and posted that as if it was their joke?

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream

drolex,

Strangely enough, it’s the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/aac3dc5e-da13-44c0-8c1f-001b21c10de3.webp

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

Wtf

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Voldemort: 😢

CaptainSpaceman,

This person makes dreams into reality.

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