my bad bro!
rustyricotta, Oh no, did they kill the hippo? If they did, this Harambe 2 would completely seal the fate of humanity.
SubArcticTundra, 
What did the kid do to look so delicious?
Gormadt, 
Talk about a high constitution and charisma score
Gets eaten
Rolls con save
Critical success
“It would appear as if you ate me, spit me out or I’ll unleash my true power”
Rolls bluff
Critical success
“So sorry for the inconvenience, you have a wonderful day.”
spauldo, I’m struggling to think of any situation where a 2yo would come in contact with a hippopotamus that doesn’t involve criminal levels of negligence.
loaExMachina, (edited ) He was just playing by himself near his home. And his home was near a lake in Uganda . nypost.com/…/hippo-swallows-spits-out-2-year-old-…
spauldo, I’m not sure I’d let my kid play outside unsupervised if my yard was occasionally visited by hippos.
Ho_Chi_Chungus, 
Somebody trying to make Harambe 2 is my only guess
qisope, 
you can’t keep track of where every hippopotamus is all the time. sometimes you’re just going about your day and there one is, swallowing your kid.
Hank, OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.
AbsolutelyNotCats, 
My mum is dead
Hank, That sucked.
Texas_Hangover, Lmao, she forgot to come up for air.
AbsolutelyNotCats, No, she actually died in a car crash
craftyindividual, Damn. Hope it was quick and painless :( Mine got cancer.
moody, She choked on a 2 year old
OrangeXarot, skill issue
robocall, 
To be fair, your mom does the same
Hank, I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they're having fun.
expatriado, shouldn’t name your kid Jonah
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