I give up on this capitalist rat race, and I'm going to spend my time with my wife and kids from now on!

RIP_Cheems, 8 months ago

But why brain? Why?

Dagwood222, 8 months ago

You children will never know the pleasure of slamming down the handset of an old rotary phone.

The_Picard_Maneuver, 8 months ago

Maybe I’ll start them out on it at home. Get a landline and stuff.

SaniFlush, 8 months ago

Better than throwing it in the squeegie water at a gas station, like Kahn in King of the Hill.

yukichigai, 8 months ago

Just throw someone else's phone into the ocean. Then you get to experience the thrill without the consequences. I mean unless you get caught.

TheRazorX, 8 months ago

Normalize turning on DND permanently.

iHUNTcriminals, 8 months ago

I usually do that. Why not… Fuck everyone that expects me to change my life for them. Those aren’t friends.

magnetosphere, 8 months ago

Years ago, I read a great piece of advice (they were talking about a home landline, but the meaning still applies): “The telephone is there for your convenience, not the caller’s.”

TheRazorX, 8 months ago

Bingo.

I have people who I actually want to receive calls from on the "pass through" list, but when I just want to relax? Everyone else goes straight to voicemail.

dingus, 8 months ago

Just don’t go Falling Down.

silentknyght, 8 months ago

That is such a good and sad film.

toiletwhole, 8 months ago

Can relate to that :D