LesDeuxBonsYeux,

If a woman was to rate a guy’s sexual perf, I highly doubt that dick size would come anywhere near top 3. I thought people stopped thinking it was soooooo important after highschool or so…

HurlingDurling,

I mean there are women that peaked in high school and still think like that…

Also 69 comments? NICE!

FrostyCaveman,

A+++ very fast shipping

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i forgot sex existed and thought ‘endurance’ was as in physical endurance, like how long u can run or something

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Most sexually active Lemmy user

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i cant argue

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Long distance relationship here, can’t say I’m exactly all that different. o7

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

So what are the women’s stats? I guess dick size needs to be something else?

synicalx1,

Juiciness?

shadowspirit,

… but not too juicy. Needs to be just right.

Akareth,

Tightness?

clay_pidgin,

It’s 2023, so maybe not!

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

hope not

elfahor,

No need to be anything else

Faresh,

I guess dick size needs to be something else?

Vagina depth.

AgentGrimstone,

If you’re not going to give me a 5, don’t bother scoring.

doleo,

That someone has a job working for the railway? In the UK? And that they're measuring distance in kilometres? Now, that would be interesting.

EherVielleicht,

Funny guy…

FfaerieOxide,
FfaerieOxide avatar

No one tends to use "fuck with" to mean have sex. Fuck tends to be transitive when referring to boinking, screwing, fornicating, doing the nasty, dancing the horizontal Mambo...

If you're really into someone and what they do, you can be said to "fuck with" that or them.
"I just got the new Kraftwerk album, should I put it on?"
"Aye, yo! I fuck with that shit!"

"You want to smoke some PCP with me?"
"Nah man, I don't fuck with that stuff."

"Fuck with" can also mean interfering or playing pranks.
"I just got Kraftwerk tickets—who strangely still tour."
"Don't fuck with me dude. You for real?"
"Nah, I was just fucking with you, I don't have tickets."

"Don't fuck with the radio; Kraftwerk is on."

"Fuck" usually means sex, but can also mean harm.

"Nintendo really fucked Sony when they went with 3DO on the PlayStation deal."

As written, the meme seems to be revealing people who had sex with people who either really dig (like) the guy pictured, or people who had sex with people who keep messing with the dude's head.

[of note, "mess with" can also be a synonym for "fuck with" as in "I don't mess with gluten." or "Yo, I mess with that track on your new singel; shit kicks ass."

Can also be a synonym for the other meaning though as in, "Don't mess with me; I had a rough day and don't need your shit."]

EherVielleicht, (edited )

Now I regret I can’t award you…

I changed it and now fuck it I am done…

But thx

FfaerieOxide,
FfaerieOxide avatar

Fuck you gonna do?

You're done fucking around and if you fuck with it any more you sure as fuck risk fucking things the fuck up.

That is, if you gave a fuck.

EherVielleicht,

Does this count as sex? I ask for a friend. But either way I am fucked.

Decoy321,

I too would fuck with a dude who brought his pet alien to the beach.

Vitaly,
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

That looks like a dog from minecraft

Vitaly,
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

Hahahahahahaha

FfaerieOxide,
FfaerieOxide avatar

"Fucked" and "fucked with" are distinct concepts.

EherVielleicht,

Explain it to me like I am 5years old.

FfaerieOxide,
FfaerieOxide avatar

I'm not explaining fucking to a 5 year old; people already hate queers.

EherVielleicht,

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flamingo_pinyata,

Add reviews as well. Amazon style 1-5 stars with a comment.

EherVielleicht,

Thx, good advise changed it.

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