The three faces of the fediverse
Thought I’d try to follow biden from masto after hearing that recent news. This is what the search results yielded
MargotRobbie, The beauty of the federated platform is that you get to choose the version of the person you want to follow: would you rather follow the President Biden on Threads, or the President Biden on Femboy Breeding College? It’s a multiple choice question.
Of course, it’s probably best if the US government setup their own domain like mastodon.whitehouse.gov if they really cared to have an official account that they have full control over.
anarchoilluminati, 
KingThrillgore, 
Biderus
Joetrio
rollingflower, What is a potus?
And why would a president use fucking threads but not a normal server? Liability?
histic, because the US loves relying on private companies
mojo_raisin, What is a potus?
It stands for something, like Piece Of Titanic Unethical Shit I can’t remember.
TheSlad, President Of The United States
rollingflower, Lol wtf that sounds so dumb
TheSlad, Not as dumb as the SCOTUS (supreme court of the united states)
rollingflower, Hahaha okay thats worse.
DrSteveBrule, There is also FLOTUS (First Lady of the United States), or if you were me hearing that for the first time, you thought it was a shortened name for Flying Lotus.
bingbong, SCROTUS
01189998819991197253, 
Supreme Court Representative Of The United States
h3mlocke, I thinkbits an abbreviation 🤷♀️
Chadus_Maximus, Yeah. It should be Presidental United States Serving Incumbent.
Harbinger01173430, It’s putos backwards or something. I don’t know spanglish
InfiniWheel, Maybe its cause its corporate backed instead of some guys? As in, they have tech support and people to sue.
Siethron, Weird way to spell blahaj
ImplyingImplications, I could see the old man making his account
“Breeding college? I’m a big supporter of American agriculture.”
Midnitte, The news for context.
morrowind, 
Thanks, I should have linked it
Suoko, 
Is the “other blonde guy” with his gab network also federated?
nxdefiant, …and I hope not, bleh.
infuziSporg, 
Missed opportunity to make a President Birden acc tbh
fl42v, Huh, why would one make up a bird? A reference to the memespiracy theory that birds don’t exist?
Viking_Hippie, You’ve got it all wrong: it’s an instance dedicated to discussion and advice regarding cosmetics for birds.
dariusj18, This was my first thought. Or just referring to women as “birds”.
tourist, 
listen here bucko
don’t call it a conspiracy theory
it’s confirmed, just do your research
have you ever seen a bird? Like really see it up close?
yah dint think so
joelfromaus, 
I’ve only ever seen a bird up-close to replace its AAA battery.
Tetsuo, This guy birds.
numberfour002, This bird, guys.
01189998819991197253, AAA? Sheesh! How old is that bird? The ones I’ve dealt with all use 10150 lithium.
systemglitch, I… I saved a baby birds life a couple years ago. It passed the baby bird Turing test. Squeek squeek.
fl42v, Back in the day I used to store a skeleton of one under my bed; twas quite funny when my parents found it. Also, a few of those flew into my face when I was retrieving it. Does that count?
tourist, nice try fed
NateNate60, Are any of these accounts legitimate?
lugal, The last one has the verification symbol
No seriously, I the the first is his real account and the second is a Twitter clone
tja, 
The Twitter clone is just copying his tweets from Twitter. So you can be relatively sure, that the content is also real.
twei, would be really fucking funny tho if they just posted some fake tweets from time to time
knorke3, ah, yes: salting for improved security, i’ve heard that before!
bjoern_tantau, 
As can be clearly seen by the legitimacy indication hyper checkmark super check, only the last one is legit.
Dirk, 
“breed me daddy Biden uwu~”?
jaybone, I hope you are all happy with yourselves.
Dirk, Aren’t we all constantly unhappy with ourselves anyways?
tpyoman, I know I am.
thesporkeffect, No, it’s the other way around
The_Che_Banana, ✅️
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