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i hate soup

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While drunk, I got insane cravings for cocaine and nicotine

While high, I get insane cravings for pizza and Tame Impala

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I really should get more organised

currently all my images are uncategorised across /Downloads, /Desktop/stuff, /Screenshots, /Pictures and /Desktop/stuff2

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Literally just tint the windows and hardly anyone will be able to tell the difference

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plastic drinking straw tube

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cum razor

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In South Africa , health insurance covers dental, but they’ll tell you to go fuck yourself if the procedure costs more than 1% of your monthly premium

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Tombstone 2030-2032 Google Pacemaker

Killed 8 years from now, Google Pacemaker was an IoT pacemaker for patients with heart arrhythmia. All devices were remotely deactivated after 2 years.

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At long last

We have created the torment nexus from the book called Don’t create the torment nexus

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“I paid for the little half chub step, I’m gonna use the little half chub step”

  • the guy who built that, probably, before taking another hit from the meth gravity bong
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“Do you condemn Hamas for their actions on October 7th?”

“Yes, it was horrifying”

“But do you condemn Hamas for their actions on October 7th?”

“Yes I condemn Hamas for their actions on October 7th”

“Why won’t you answer the question? Do you condemn Hamas for their actions on October 7th?”

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surely not the workers

all they do is sit in front of their desks for hours

Windows 11 Start menu ads are now rolling out to everyone (www.theverge.com)

Microsoft is starting to enable ads inside the Start menu on Windows 11 for all users. After testing these briefly with Windows Insiders earlier this month, Microsoft has started to distribute update KB5036980 to Windows 11 users this week, which includes “recommendations” for apps from the Microsoft Store in the Start menu....

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how soon do you think ms gets hit with a lawsuit because a malicious ad infected BlackRock or Deloitte or some shit

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I greatly appreciate this

I had no fucking clue for two years. How much longer would I have remained ignorant? Frightening.

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Thank you for that site. Very useful.

I haven’t seen that feature on the aurora store, but I probably just missed it.

I expect free apps to have tracking, but if it’s something like an app launcher that needs so many permissions and is running all the time… That’s just horrific

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“simps for” is an understatement

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Silver lining is that more people will bully Todd Howard

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cruise control with a higher fatality rate

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killed an agent with a RC-XD in black ops search and destroy

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Its alter ego DHT makes me look more and more like my dad every day

gotta start wearing itchy hats or look like fat vsauce

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Now someone port doom to Dolphin or GIMP

I have no idea what that will even look like, but if I say it’s not possible, I will be wrong.

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aliens should apply at least once

A helpful graphic about writing alt text (lemmy.ml)

image descriptionAn infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including “identify who”, “expression”, “description”, “colour”, and “interesting features”. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa....

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my favourite animal

the carbonara

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That’s odd.

Last I heard, they were making bank with their Raytheon Partnership

Turns out that’s Girls who code, which is still operational and helping generate profit from war.

Avoid that one. Ladies of code seems fine. Rather donate to/get involved with that organisation instead.

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“hey Google/siri/alexa
set an alarm for 10-20 minutes”

If you’re making a company a ton of money from having a wiretap on you at all times, at least make use of it

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