Kolanaki, 
“They better be anesthetizing me with weed…”
sukhmel, That is an anesthetic (it isn’t)
BonesOfTheMoon, I am not really affected by cannabis in my brief experience with it, I just got the tiniest bit tired. I’d like if it knocked me right out and I could sleep all night.
sukhmel, That might be for lots of reasons, as far as I know. I’m far from being an expert, though
BonesOfTheMoon, It’s the medication I take which has an antagonist effect to substances is why I found out.
Kolanaki, “Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is marijuana. That’ll sufficiently sedate the patient for surgery.”
“Marijuana?..” https://gifdb.com/images/high/ryan-reynolds-but-why-reaction-dpsicvpejgpp14ew.gif
“We don’t have time for questions. We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible! Like a big bag of it.”
ArmoredThirteen, Rip that bong, doc, I want to live the American dream of getting a payout
Sterile_Technique, 
That would be crazy unprofessional.
…we wait until the patient is unconscious to say shit like that.
BonesOfTheMoon, But you would smoke the electric lettuce with sterile technique right?
Sterile_Technique, Now-a-days we have smoke evac built in with the cautery, that ought to catch any extra plume making it’s way into the incision.
Technology n’ shit!
glimse, I would think “haha good one doc”
The last time I was put under (wisdom teeth), I said “good luck, team! I believe in you!” as the anesthesia hit and the last thing I remember was the surgeon guffawing.
And then everyone clapped. I’m assuming, anyway, as I was already knocked out
Zehzin, 
“Date of death: 6 hours 9 minutes… nice”
greysemanticist, At least it wasn’t “Hey, pull up that YouTube on the procedure, I need a refresher.”
_sideffect, Give him a thumbs up so he thinks you’re cool
MrPoopyButthole, 
You can’t care about anything while you’re unconscious
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