CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

DO THAT THING #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Winchester Pictures, it's their first attempt. A real shot in the dark. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

DIMITRI TIOMKIN! One of the advantages of being in charge of the soundtrack is you can make it scream when your name shows up :P #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Christian Nyby, when your religion needs an acronym in a hurry. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Chunky guy, square head, and The Permanent Wave. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN ON THE SOUTH POLE? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

I can already tell I'm gonna have trouble telling these guys apart. "Who's the alien?" "Uh, maybe the white guy with dark hair? Or the white guy with dark hair. Oh, it could be the white guy with dark hair AND GLASSES!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Hey, there IS a woman in this movie! Honestly surprised at that. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"Not now soldier, we're watching The Strobe Show!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Seismograph? Are we gonna get THE CONE!? #TheBrainEaters #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

The doctor's furry hat at a rakish angle, what a fashion plate. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Something came out of Tracy's Pond! Quick, see if there's a diner nearby! Count their arms! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Another riveting shot of the airplane landing. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Puppies! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Whoops, ice shark #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"It's shaped... Like... A dubbleyuh..." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Dogs are like "We're not being paid enough for this." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Ah well, no use crying over spilled thermite. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"Project Blue Book MY ASS!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

These guys are always talking over each other, I just wanna shout ONE AT A TIME DIPSHITS #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

We GET IT, you're HORNY 9_9 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Untie you? Without the safe word? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Good GOD this is horny. Like not even in a "for the time period" kinda way, this is just straight up horny. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"Take it easy! Don't let the bed bugs absorb your flesh and take your place!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

There's only so many women on the base so he's gonna tie HIMSELF up. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Once again, I'm inclined to take the monster's side. Imagine you have a car crash, you black out and the first thing that happens when you wake up is someone tries to shoot you. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Aw, he's playing with the puppies! :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

See, I told you the monster was 'armless. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Doc's goin' WAAAAY out on a limb here, evolutionarily speaking. "Oh yeah, vegetables got no emotions. Fuck that thing, let's kill it." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Hold it captain! We got a bleep on the bleepometer! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

I take it back, it's not a bleepometer, it's a Steveometer. There's a LOT of Steves in that hallway. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Jeez, the alien arrives and the first thing it does is plant seeds? Even the monster is horny! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

JESUS the soundtrack's finally awake I guess @_ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

They're using the wrong kind of ammo to shoot a vegetable. They need grape shot :D #Monsterdon

moira, 9 months ago

@CactuarJoe oi! #monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"I see by your faces you don't believe me. Well, here's a salad I prepared earlier!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

BELL PEPPERS from the NINTH DIMENSION #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Clayton Rockjaw over there like, "Yeah, I know, the doctor's different, that's why I'm gonna kill him. I'm an American!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Six on the five, Sergeant. Put the six on the five. THERE y'go. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"It's me, Eddie!"
"I know!" BLAM #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

OH JESUS live flame again AND THE MATTRESS IS ON FIRE holy shit who's idea WAS this scene!? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Man, this movie. Hour of nothing and then they throw kerosine on the sets! @_ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Thing from Another World. The terror may not be real, but the 3rd degree burns sure are. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Female lead can stay, she's a smartass :3 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

So, vampire carrots. This movie's a sequel to Bunnicula, right? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Richard Keel? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"Hold him off!" Sure, no problem. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Aaaaand he gets beaned. C'mon, bean him. THANK YOU #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

SON OF FRANKENCARROT, ACTIVATE #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Meeeelting, I'm meeeeeeelting #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Oof, yeah, I know the feeling. That ol' three-hour baked potato :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"He's fainting, should we catch him?"

"Nah, concussions will make him a man." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"I'm not gonna be railroaded"

Now we know that's not true, cap, we've seen you tied up and smiling. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Oh fuck off newspaper man, propagandize on your own time 9_9 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

"...unless you don't want to blow the aliens up. In that case, just sit down and shut up." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Keep watching the skies! Keep watching the garden! Don't trust your greengrocer! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 9 months ago

Still waiting for that role-reversal monster movie where a human crash-lands on an alien planet. Gimme a whole movie of a desperate astronaut trying to survive against an isolated outpost full of aliens who won't talk to him, ignore any attempts at communication, and eventually kill him using a creative and ironic hand-made deathtrap. Gimme that closing shot of his Peace Expedition badge while the aliens cheer their triumph over The Monster. #Monsterdon

trixter, 9 months ago

@CactuarJoe Big Twilight Zone vibes.