Being a cop has a lot of perks. You get to make up shit and if they don’t like it, you get to scream that they’re resisting arrest. You even get to rough up people once in a while. If you accidentally kill them, most of the time, you just get fired and then you move to join another city. You don’t even have to pay! And even better, you have no obligation to actually protect and serve. That school shooting? Nah… Imma play Wordle.
It’s a really sweet gig. I highly recommend being a cop if you love having power and are a POS.