FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Moscow Mitch should have been shown the door years ago, this system sucks. He and his friends have damaged America far more than any foreign enemy could ever hope to.


He and his friends have damaged America with the aid of Putin.

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Hey, now! Moscow Mitch hates being called Moscow Mitch, so we probably shouldn't call him Moscow Mitch because the nickname Moscow Mitch might become popular again and that would upset Moscow Mitch on the day that Moscow Mitch announced that he's stepping down from Moscow Mitch's leadership role.

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He prefers 'Cocaine Mitch' his previous moniker

@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Good riddance, you fucking bastard.

Lord McConnell acted like he owned an entire branch of government by the blessing of a few million pricks from Kentucky.

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What fresh bastard will replace him.


Good ol’ Cocaine Mitch


He will have to float out of the chamber, because walking would require him to let a motion reach the floor.


https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/acae864d-193c-4540-b193-42b4f2b5617d.pngIn suspiciously timed and totally unrelated other news

@GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world avatar

To be clear, he’ll still be in the senate, but at least he’ll have less power.


The turtle people are calling him back home.

@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“I love the Senate,” he said. “It has been my life. There may be more distinguished members of this body throughout our history, but I doubt there are any with more admiration for it.”

The blatant shamelessness is on-brand.


Well it has been his life, he has been there for 40 years

@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

And he has such admiration for it that he’s spent those 40 years systematically destroying the principles on which it was founded.

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He's destroyed everything that was on his list and now has earned a long rest in hell. What a guy

@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

The only thing I’ll miss is that gag they always do on SNL Weekend Update where they show a picture of him smiling and say something like: “Mitch McConnell, shown here watching an orphanage burn down…”

Gets me every time.


rats… something… something…


He's going to endorse a replacement Mack McCornell, spoiler alert, it's George Santos

@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

I choose to read this headline as “record ruin”

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McConnell will step down as the Senate Republican leader in November

Does he know?

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