TheControlled,

Send the OP to Washington. Biden needs to speak with this genius.

verity_kindle,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

I suspect Nuke’s already in a moldy basement cubicle there, trying to stay awake between presentations to the Joint Chiefs.

nuke,

I’ve seen 4 PowerPoints already today. If I see a 5th I may just end it all right here. You’ll know if you get the Presidential Warning text.

Pieresqi,

You should compare it to the graph of Israel killing Palestinians - fuck around- and Hamas happening - find out.

seSvxR3ull7LHaEZFIjM,

Regime change, a tactic proven to work.

PugJesus,
PugJesus avatar

Works 100% of the time 20% of the time.

100_percent_a_bot,

60% of the time it works every time.

Tar_alcaran,

It’ll work till the next election, which is the only requirement.

TheBlue22,

Most dumbass shit I’ve seen. Stupid even by noncredibledefense standards.

verity_kindle,

Carl, is that a necklace of hands? Carrllll…

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

Carrrrl, that kills people!

FilthyHookerSpit,

My stomach has the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.

Hegar,
Hegar avatar

Among the other crimes of this piece of nonsense: axes should have meanings.

You can't just put random words on a page and pretend it's a graph.

The "fuck around" axis has only one example of fucking around ("americans among hostages") the rest is just a list of US military movements.

The items on the "find out" axis don't happen in that order and they happen independent of the items on the "fuck around" axis.

verity_kindle,

This isn’t statistics class, though, this is smoking in the courtyard of the crusty old dorms, behind the math building.

deleted, (edited )

Well, behind the math building doesn’t mean you leave math behind.

I demand copy_of_rawdata3 (1) (Autorecoverd).xlsx or it didn’t happen.

fluke,

What do you mean “axes should have meanings”? Bro it’s just a thing for cutting wood! You ever split a log? Me neither.

Hegar,
Hegar avatar

You ever split a log?

Nope but a split a sin and that's how I got 2 cos

atrielienz, (edited )

Axis. As in y axis and X axis. That’s all I have to add to this.

Pelicanen,

It was a joke, referring to that axes could either be the plural of axis or the plural of axe.

PugJesus,
PugJesus avatar

What's with the sudden influx of 'Planefucker community CRINGE gottem' posts? Did we hit the front page with this one or something?

nuke, (edited )

What a person and their plane do in hangar should be their own business as long as it’s consensual!

spacesweedkid27,

If the US and Izzrael hate Terrorist organisations, why do they keep building and training them?

Gargleblaster,
Gargleblaster avatar

Jingoist wank

Franzia,

I can’t believe this is cringe to you all. I’m cringe and this meme is epic! x3

burak,

Stupid and cringe-pilled

awwwyissss,

I really dislike lemmy.ml and generally like NCD, but I’ll upvote your comment because this post is some nationalist ra ra bullshit and NCD is better than that.

riodoro1,

All those tax dollars could’ve given you a better healhcare and more of a functional society. And the middle east might have been better off without funding israel.

Vent,

America doesn’t need those tax dollars to fund better healthcare. Medicare for all would cost less than the current system does.

FinalRemix,

Well, we gotta grease the politicians’ palms somehow to get them to pass it.

nuke,

Shit take. American healthcare does NOT suffer from a lack of funding. The amount of money isn’t the problem. In fact, we pay more than what free healthcare for all would cost.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I have just one word

Vietnam

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

The US has never singlehandedly won a war.

PutangInaMo,

To be fair in the wars they didn’t “win” they were playing by rules the other side wasn’t.

If we ditched the rules it would be an absolute massacre. And that’s why we don’t.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

If you say so.

PutangInaMo,

Oh it ain’t me saying, I’m just reiterating. Please by all means provide a different version of events.

just_change_it,

Don’t forget Afganistan and Korea! We do so well when we go to places we are not welcome and do not have significant shared cultural ancestry from and try to get someone who likes us in there to run things.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Or fighting, then eventually losing, in major international conflicts with modern weapons, technology, well trained armies, the best intelligence and endless resources against a country full of malnourished farmers and peasants with a stick and an AK47

Blamemeta,

Was limited by politicians. We were trying to turn our military into police and that just doesn’t work.

PugJesus,
PugJesus avatar

That age-old canard.

Pxtl,
@Pxtl@lemmy.ca avatar

I mean yeah but Vietnam didn’t go great for the Vietnamese either. “The US is getting involved in your war” is bad even if you win because “dropped more bombs on your tiny Asian country than were dropped in all of WW2 and then gave up and withdrew” is a pretty goddamned Pyrrhic victory.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Agreed … but if your options are death, destruction and subjugation … or fight endlessly until you get anything out of it … it’s a sight to behold how the Vietnamese even still exist today.

A single lifetime might seem insignificant … but in the long run … even empires do fall.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
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  • nuke, (edited )

    No, u

    LOLGOTTEM

    Edit: It seems by the votes many of you are new to our community. Welcome! I got this directly from NonCredibleDefense on Reddit. If this post offended you, fuck off from our community. Because we don’t care.

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  • nuke, (edited )

    Sorry, but this is NCD and these are the types of posts that are made here. The same post has 4.5K upvotes on /r/NonCredibleDefense (The subreddit this community was inspired by). We are building the same community here as it exists on Reddit.

    Zorque,

    Ah yes, using popularity on reddit as a quality metric on the fediverse.

    Lets see how this works out for him, Cotton.

    nuke,

    We’re building the same community here as it exists on Reddit. You don’t have to like it.

    Gargleblaster,
    Gargleblaster avatar

    So a bunch of Trumpist warhawks?

    This isn't reddit. You're going to find yourselves defederated in a jiffy.

    People are not going to tolerate that kind of shit here.

    spacesweedkid27,

    you’re going to find yourself defederated in a jiffy

    now is part of my main vocabulary.

    PugJesus,
    PugJesus avatar

    So a bunch of Trumpist warhawks?

    No, a defense/militaria shitposting community.

    awwwyissss,

    How about you fuck off with that shit attitude and this low quality nationalist monkey brain crap.

    Rampsquatch,

    That’s NCD in a nutshell. Welcome aboard, you must be new.

    Car,

    They’re going to need a new catchy name. OIF is out.

    Maybe Operation Gaza Rescue Expedition. We can get some OGRE coins and hats made up right now

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