Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology
nuke, This is clear escalation and we need to act now
theodewere, 
we can't afford to have a table gap
Amaltheamannen, We need to close the table gap
hemko, Name checks out
Grant_M, 
Putler – King of the Nazis
jaybone, Has he always used this seating arrangement or is this just new within recent years to coincide with his dementia?
It just seems so impractical and comically like a bad impression of a Bond villain.
bane_killgrind, Probably a security measure, likely nobody is allowed to walk into that half of the room.
PilferJynx, Security and camera angles.
SubArcticTundra, 
verity_kindle, Good eye! What the heyll? Artifact from photoshop? This whole image could have been altered.
PersnickityPenguin, That’s clearly Saddam Hussein
AtmaJnana,
p03locke, 
Yep, that’s the exact silhouette.
nuke, This unknown figure may very well be the source of the leak
BradleyUffner, It was probably placed in the image to help judge scale when composing it, and they just forgot to remove it.
psycho_driver, Pretty soon each seat will need a phone installed at it so they can all still talk.
RampantParanoia2365, Maybe that’s why Intel is involved in the project.
theodewere, IT setting up Wi-Fi repeaters to cover the whole table
remer, (edited ) He learned from one of the assassination attempts on Hitler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot
Classy, Hilter
Hitler?
remer, Yup lol. Oof
HerbalGamer, assignation
assassination?
LemonDrop, Ass in nation
remer, Edited. Thanks. I’m terrible at proofreading my own writing. Edit: proofread to proofreading
HerbalGamer, you mean proofreading? :p
remer, Oh shit. Yup lol
Donkeytown, Looks like he doesn’t even trust his clerics.
AngryCommieKender, Woo Loo Loo
Woo Loo Loo
ChickenLadyLovesLife, Poor guy looks like Franklin at Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving dinner.
ElBarto, 
You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It’s connected to the chair he’s in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.
squaresinger, He totally got the concept of a round table, where everyone is equal.
veroxii, I mean that’s the point. He’s clearly Don Putin in this configuration.
salton, Palistinians support Hamas.
fleabomber, It’s the polonium.
zerosignal, Does this mean he’s not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don’t want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.
Lolman228, He had the greatest Russian scientists transfer his mind into Mecha-Putin so he may continue his conquest for the infinitable
CMGX78, That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.
teft, 
I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.
ApeNo1, The table design does appear to be based on the old Socket 7 or Socket 8 Pentium CPU sockets.
Toes, Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.
roguetrick, Rainbow tables are kinda passe nowadays no matter how big they are.
psycho_driver, It’s the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.
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