postmateDumbass,

Is Putin her second choice?

Krackalot,

Considering he has his dick in all their asses, I think he’s pushing #2.

Mambele,

Well done.

callouscomic,

He’s Putin it where?

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Speaker would mean Trump having to “read” and “pay attention”. No way he can do it.

TechyDad,
@TechyDad@lemmy.world avatar

Not to mention allow others to speak. Could you imagine Trump with the gavel allowing anyone else to talk? He’d open the session, begin a 2 hour gripe fest on whatever conspiracy theory he saw most recently, and then would gavel the House into recess to get McDonald’s.

sanguine_artichoke,

He’d fulfill their primary goal, which is to make government a performative bullshit fest that accomplishes absolutely nothing other than distractions and propaganda.

Treczoks,

Yes, MTG, we all know that you are a malformed crossbreed of a clown and an idiot. You don’t need to emphasize this every day.

RememberTheApollo_,

I’m so tired of this clown show where they actively support this criminal. A criminal who will pardon them for their as-yet-to-be-done crimes while shitting on them.

Case,

As-yet-to-be-found*

airehiso,

It’s baffling that the Speaker can be practically anyone, including non-members of what it represents.

sturmblast,

it is kind of a weird loophole of sorts

Rawdogg,

She could eat an apple through a chain link fence, horse faced cunt of a woman

Fridgeratr,

Gonna be hard to do that from prison

mojofrododojo,

that’s the hail mary play - he become speaker, incites enough stochastic terrorism that someone tries to kill biden and harris, then he can pardon himself from any irritating details like past crimes he’s been convicted for.

it’s absolutely bonkers, but why else would Mungery Howler Greed want to install him there? fucking nutbags

InternetUser2012,

Every day this clown is in office is just adding to the embarrassment of the republikkkan party. I’d love to hear from a republican (non russian asset) hat legitimately supports her. When you find this guy, notify the FBI because they’re a problem.

TwoGems,
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

Nutjob fascist backs fellow nut job fascist z z Z

Brasidas,

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  • Piecemakers3Dprints,
    @Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

    Unrelated: is wood chipper one word, or two?

    Illuminostro,

    Guillotine is one word.

    fosforus,

    Yes, because in the real world, only good people are beautiful.

    FReddit,

    I think you have to be a member of the house to be its speaker.

    callouscomic,

    The Constitution does not explicitly require the speaker to be an incumbent member of the House of Representatives, although every speaker thus far has been.

    …wikipedia.org/…/Speaker_of_the_United_States_Hou…

    clay_pidgin,

    That would seem reasonable, but it’s not the case.

    Article 1, Section 2 only says:

    The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    chuse

    When your country’s Constitution no longer has modern spelling, it’s time to revise it.

    RagingRobot,

    We could probably just update that word

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    If we can actually get the votes to modify it in any way, we need to do a lot more than that!

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Nope, literally anybody could be nominated.

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    @ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world avatar

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    A_Random_Idiot,

    All this says to me, is that they have a plan to kill Biden and Harris

    Cause thats the only way Trump would accept Speaker position, since Speaker is second after Harris in Succession.

    KneeTitts,
    @KneeTitts@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah its pretty disturbing that they are even floating this idea, and its all to appease the insane conspiracy freaks

    lingh0e,

    They’ve been floating this idea for at least a couple years. This was absolutely one of their hail mary plays.

    MonsiuerPatEBrown,

    They are going to try to make a chancellorship for Trump like they did to Hitler.

    circuscritic,

    The Speakership is a real job, as in, it requires A LOT of work. You can’t just give a press conference, watch yourself on TV, and sign executive orders.

    With that in mind, I also support Trump for Speaker of the House. It’ll be fucking hilarious at how ungodly terrible it will go. I give him 1 week before he makes up a story about how CIA DNC FBI deep state is trying to kill him, so he has to flee to Mara Lago.

    Kage520,

    If Trump gets speaker of the house some morons will try to assassinate the president and vice president to make him regain the presidency.

    circuscritic,

    You mean the same people who live streamed themselves storming the capital on January 6th?

    Don’t threaten me with a good time, because as funny as a Trump speakership would be, watching morbidly obese morons trying, and failing, to assassinate the President might even be funnier.

    Mirshe,

    I dunno, a Castro fanboy made a damn good drive at it, and same with several other mentally ill people. I understand it is MUCH HARDER now, but do not discount some of these militia types and other far-right people - there’s been plenty of groups that have tried to plan assassinations of political figures of one stripe or another for the last 30 years, and I’m sure it ramped up quite a bit when Biden won the election in 2020.

    postmateDumbass,

    How many MAGA supporters work secret service or white house details?

    frezik,

    Probably the whole Secret Service. Look at this email:

    citizensforethics.org/…/emails-reveal-secret-serv…

    The agent is obviously proud to be the “unofficial (inching towards official)” liaison to the Oath Keepers. He has no reason to hide it, either. They exchanged cell phone numbers. This is what they wanted.

    ChunkMcHorkle, (edited )
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    KneeTitts,
    @KneeTitts@lemmy.world avatar

    Thats their plan obviously, stochastic terrorism all the way. Its like they are saying … “Look at this insane MAGA nuts, we’ve given you an opening!!!”

    ohitsbreadley,

    I mean, being President should be a real job too, but that kind of ended in 2001 when we hired a moron. Obama would have done the job if the GOP had let him, instead of being so obsessed with his ethnicity.

    Jonna,

    Reagan. Possibly others, like Harding, but that was before my time.

    Bdtrngl,

    Did we hire the moron or did the supreme court?

    ohitsbreadley,

    Oooh good point. Supreme Court fucks the Public once again.

    themeatbridge,

    The voters made it close enough for the SCOTUS and a few Florida crazies to make the decision.

    sturmblast,

    there won’t be anything hilarious about it

    Uniquitous,

    So let me get this straight. Donnie Dumbass is already trying to run for president, as well as fight off multiple civil & criminal indictments, all of which are full-time jobs in themselves, and this bleach-brain wants to stack another full-time job on top of that?

    Real smart, Marge.

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