The sole reason for getting an iPhone when you get a “job” is to appease colleagues using this fake societal status currency and to show the world that you have “levelled up” in life. There is no longevity or battery life reasoning for it. It is all sugarcoating nonsense. My friends and family do not even have iMessage needs in India, and this is exactly what goes on. Your “fuck XYZ” is also just posturing to hide that fact, like it or not. The moment all your “important” colleagues have newer iPhone models, you will sell this one and get new shiny one to try and keep up with the Joneses.