remotelove,

It is best paired with this: hackertyper.net

SomeRandomWords,

I remember way back in uni at a hackathon, our table had a projector on it so of course we connected to it and set up Hacker Typer to auto play and keep typing out gibberish. But then some sponsor walked on by and stared, visibly impressed by what was happening. It wasn’t until they asked for a picture that we realized they had never seen Hacker Typer before. And yes, we took the picture without telling them what it was.

weird_nugget,

So you’re saying you program without a translucent mini map showing your location or whatever? Shame on you.

Aceticon,

I have solved the problem of knowing were I am all the time by buying a mirror.

kamen,

Sometimes I think the ideas of the creators of movies and TV series like this is to try to see what’s the most absurd and out of place thing they can push without anyone not in IT noticing. Moreover oftentimes the primary thing is entertainment, not factual accuracy.

Dagwood222,

Apparently, it is a thing on at least one show. NCIS once showed two people using the same keyboard at the same time.

TheWorstNL,

The primary thing is entertainment. They have to make something that is entertaining to watch. For example even explosions are exaggerated. In movies they contain much more fire than they usually contain.

ryannathans,

Until you watch mr robot and everything typed on screen is accurate to the plot/hack

wholeofthemoon,

Yeah that was really cool. And they did it so well that non-IT people still enjoy watching it.

stoicmaverick,

There is an answer to the question that you are not asking, and it’s the scene from NCIS where TWO people are furiously typing on ONE keyboard so that they can “hack faster”

StudioLE,

I’ve been playing around with Grafana alot lately so my screens do look closer to the second. Except not such a disordered jumble so it doesn’t have any where near the same wow factor

GatoB,

Screenshot?

ndsvw,

There is a bug down there next to the IDE globe in the 5th dimension…

xantoxis,

Ugh I keep getting memory bounds errors, time to fire up the dodecahedron

stoicmaverick,

Just don’t look directly at it for too long or it’ll cause a buffer overflow in your brain and you’ll start yelling out your private keys instead of saying words.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Snow Crash, is that you?

thebardingreen,
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

Was THAT what was on this USB stick the crazy dude at the bar sold me…? Things make so much more … HAIL ENKI, GOD OF -----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- Proc-Type: 4,ENCRYPTED DEK-Info: AES-128-CBC,6784434422A3B98781F157CFCEA6FA3D

ks8A38SJahkdh339AKShdhaAks9aj3SJfooPazz91JS8S9Sanshriz…

Shush,

Thanks, your Facebook account is now mine.

doppelgangmember,

Dammit I overworked the flux capacitor again!

Oh well, time to turn it off and on again.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Reverse the polarities

Rainmanslim,

Weapons to maximum!

nintendiator,

But sir, we can’t lock on to the target!

Just track down their IP address.

milkjug,
@milkjug@lemmy.world avatar

Computer, enhance!

nogrub,

you are gonna need an energy reverser for that one

doppelgangmember,

ooorrrrr

git checkout -f master 🙃

fmstrat,

This is why I loved Mr Robot

petrich0r,

My immediate thought as well

its_pizza,

I’ve felt this way about twice in my life, and it’s when I had a really well crafted Jupyter notebook running in VSCode.

It’s definitely the kind of thing you want to pop open when boss is showing some new sponsors/customers around.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I can see the bottom one being used to debug some kind of physics simulation neural network

hellishharlot,

Some parts of it could be useful for cloud engineering

quadropiss,

I thought this was about sound engineers and producers because the bottom image is a reality for them lmfao

DaPorkchop_,

<span style="color:#323232;">sudo apt install hollywood
</span>
beneeney,
@beneeney@lemm.ee avatar

It’s also on the AUR. Hilarious package. Would be fun to somehow turn into a screensaver

mathemachristian,

Me when I’m in a 5 hour long sagemath session to get the perfect visualization of a problem I have long solved.

dingleberry,

And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.

oktupol,

This encryption is so strong, not even the inventor can crack it!

BurnoutDV,

That’s kinda how hacking in half life alyx works, the vr game, it feels a lot better than the ol’ lockpicking in pancake games

kite,

pancake games

I’ve never heard of non-vr games referred to as this before. It’s clever!

Somewhat relatedly, I also learned just yesterday that some flat tumors are called pancake tumors. I didn’t really enjoy learning that one, though. :(

hellishharlot,

Bad pancake

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

No syrup

milkjug,
@milkjug@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.

JackbyDev,

Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?

milkjug,
@milkjug@lemmy.world avatar

Only if your bits touch.

Rolando,

What if they byte?

amanaftermidnight,

the 80s hacking equivalent of Subway Surfer clips

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