KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX

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KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

I’m confused. Is it 650 rounds per minute or 100 rounds per minute?

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

At first I was certain this was going to be sarcasm.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

But then what do you use for database???

Probably a database.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

It’s like a roast. His friends give him sick burns all evening one night a year.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

I thought it was alcohol?

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

The argument will be that she was trying to use her car as a deadly weapon because she accelerated into an officer standing in front of the car.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

Or why didn’t the rescuers text or leave a message?

Sounds like everyone has trouble communicating properly here. It’s like how to write a sitcom plot 101.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

Look at us, all sophisticated over here.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

I too am curious. I see this often here on Lemmy, that Ubuntu is shitty. I’m wondering why.

I will say they keep fucking up the window manager, and I personally always have to go and manually install unity. Which is annoying.

But other than that, I don’t see it as shitty. What am I missing?

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

Course it doesn’t stop the CSAM spammers ☹️

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

Or you set a flag that says something like “incomplete image” and then only once user completes whatever operation by hitting “submit” do you then set it to complete.

And maybe while an image is not yet complete, only the uploading user can view the image.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

I feel like this was a Voyager episode.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

I must taste this white blood wine.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

Think there was a TNG one too though. Someone else mentioned, was Data running the bridge?

Met a nice lady at the grocery store

Today at the grocery store a sweet older lady approached me and asked if I knew anything about computers. I said yes I do, and she produced a mouse saying that her son set up Linux mint for her and she was wondering if the mouse was compatible. It needed kernel version 2.6 or newer so I said that the mouse should work, guessing...

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

Why is this sweet old lady carrying a mouse around the grocery store asking about decades old kernel versions lol

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

Maybe that guy is not the craziest person in the room.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

At that point the will either plead crispy or not crispy.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX,

Good to see this has made it over to the fediverse.

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