andyli, 
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2795c6df-1bae-4eae-8c8e-80222ba1e033.pngxkcd.com/327/
candyman337, 
Good ol’ Bobby Tables
harsh3466, (edited ) Came here looking for Little Bobby Tables with the link loaded up in my clipboard!
veniasilente, Thank you! I was getting worried.
CCF_100, Name your child Segmentation fault
jerrythegenius, 
don’t forget Ada
JasonDJ, If Archer and Parker and Miller get to be first names…my next kid is Pointer.
Kolanaki, 
OOP
There it is.
zerofk, C++ would be called C for short.
ParsnipWitch, How could they forget Pascal :/
ohlaph, Don’t give elon any ideas.
AeonFelis, goto
MiDaBa,
- Orphan Process
- Null
- Char
- Object
- Instance
- Bug
Simulation6, Ada?
Asudox, 
“child” seems to be enough. short and concise.
2deck, 
child-1 just in case
dyc3, Yeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0
wieson, Error in line 1: You can’t use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
zerofk, “Slave” works too.
Holzkohlen, I will name my firstborn ‘OOM killer’.
mstrk, A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.
When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: “BYTE!! BYTE!!”. People get really scared when this happens 😂
Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.
Ashen44, That’s probably a little unethical but the mental image is absolutely hilarious.
waz, This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.
This isn’t it but is the first one I found when looking.
The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.
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