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DrNeurohax, in IDEs always find a way to add a little fun to the day
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Then you accidentally delete the open bracket and the predictive naming gives options for similarly named functions or objects, so you hit delete again (because you haven't really internalized how to avoid every type of autofill on every app that's shoving it down your throat), the suggestion list grows, so you hit space, thinking that you just need a little fucking space to think, which fills the autotext, so you hit space again because at least there will be a fucking space to suppress the suggestion list, you hit the left arrow key to hop over your Demilitarized Zone Space, delete the erroneous element and start typing, but that plugin you installed last week autotrims trailing spaces (what a time saver!), so once you finally get the function/object name you look away and hit the right arrow to hop over that DMZ Space, but that space isn't there, so your cursor goes to the next line and you start to type, and when you look back to see this, you start hitting delete until the cursor gets back to the line above, but you hit delete one too many times and delete the open bracket, so the predictive naming shows up...

tiggity,

All too real 😭😱

palordrolap, in Alas

Pretty sure LibreOffice has had Python capability for quite some time and which doesn't run in the cloud.

Willing to bet that the dialects are sufficiently different as to be not cross compatible though, and Microsoft will no doubt have some kind of marketing / FUD about why theirs is superior. Unless you're working offline, I suppose. "But why would you ever want to do that?!??!!??!"

sgibson5150, in Alas
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I was going to include the link to the Verge article but I got an error message when posting and I thought it hadn't gone through. Apologies!

https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/22/23841167/microsoft-excel-python-integration-support

CthulhuDreamer, in IDEs always find a way to add a little fun to the day

This is a first thing that I turn off after installing new IDE.

HubertManne, in Code Review
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I hate places without code review. Makes me nervous as heaven to merge code and want as many double checks as possible.

Noumena,

I feel this way about open source and the seemingly frequent lack of detailed code reviews. This one project had two function options to use from a library. One handles errors by returning them to the caller so they can be handled gracefully. The other, calls PANIC! They chose the latter and it causes a crash loop for a relatively easy to hit code condition that is sensitive to User input.

Why ask for unit test, in the code review, when you can just accept the contribution for a feature that is used in large corps.

nightauthor,
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Down with the corps?

HubertManne,
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I will say I hate having to pester folks to do review on a merge. The place im currently at requires two and its pulling teeth to get folks to look at someone elses code. well except for me I always treat merges as priority as that is ready to go whereas with mine if I have not merged then its not that ready.

Derickdoes, in Code Review

Found my Senior Engineer

TechyShishy, in Treachery
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/sigh

We actually started as a PHP developer, and our last PHP job we worked for a unicorn: A well architected, well commented, well written, modern PHP codebase. Never seen anything like it before or since.

Just wait until you get a T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM error!

Bonehead, in You can't exit VIM, right?

When I doubt, Ctrl C. And if that doesn't work, Ctrl X. And if that doesn't work, Ctrl Alt Delete.

wolfshadowheart, in You can't exit VIM, right?
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That's not fair, there's no keyboard plugged in!

nieceandtows, in You can't exit VIM, right?

You can exit vim, but you can’t quit vim. It’s an addiction.

MrFunnyMoustache, in You can't exit VIM, right?

Unplugs power

AceSLS, in You can't exit VIM, right?

Exiting VIM is easy

Just disconnect your PC’s power coord

fiat_lux, in Red flags in software engineers

Seriously though, what is the deal with programmers and rock climbing?

mvirts,

Gotta put that finger strength to use 😹

Pencilnoob, in Red flags in software engineers

Arrr trigger me timbers…

Haha mega backdoor Roth though, classic FIRE joke well played

chraebsli, in Red flags in software engineers
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