You can't exit VIM, right?
matthew, 
I've worked in enough enterprise environments that I'm pretty sure if you say "Kubernetes" three times in rapid succession, an enterprise sale rep appears.
yogthos, 
yogthos,
iamnomad101, 
There should be a git command called “good” that’s just an alias for “git fsck”. #programmerhumor
Patuleia, 
Only one?
#programmerhumor #html
borisv, 
On pair programming 😆
(credit: Vincent Déniel)
What I play every time a new hire tells me their Agile Methodology will change my life instead of learning my framework. (youtu.be)
louis, 
Using plain old JS fetch with
"User-Agent": "OpenCOBOL IBM/Z16 v3.782".Would love to see the faces of their DevOps team when they review their access logs 🙂
RyunoKi, 
@louis Access logs aren't reviewed for the most part. They're fed into some database for observability.
If you would want that to be noticed, try with JavaScript and hit Analytics
Deykun, (edited ) 
3 errors walk into a bar. The barman says, "Normally I'd throw you all out, but tonight I'll make an exception".
Red flags in software engineers
I hope they don't exist
Next iPhone launch be like:
REASONS WHY PEOPLE WHO WORK WITH COMPUTERS SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF SPARE TIME
Best Code Comments (www.instagram.com)
Just saw this on Instagram by https://www.instagram.com/universeofprogrammers/
A message from Unity
OC Alas
How programmers flex on each other (youtu.be)
Top 10 ways developers flex on each other. Learn how to show off your achievements in the world of programming. #programming #humor #top10 💸 Get 1 month of...
OC This code is cursed and must be burned
OC Regex candle
OC When you ask someone to check your code
OC The midpoint of the debugging journey
OC Looking at the code for a legacy project
OC The scope creep is coming from inside the house
OC C, can we have closures?
