Programmer Humor

matthew,
@matthew@opinuendo.com avatar

I've worked in enough enterprise environments that I'm pretty sure if you say "Kubernetes" three times in rapid succession, an enterprise sale rep appears.

yogthos,
@yogthos@mas.to avatar
yogthos,
@yogthos@mas.to avatar

UX designers vs users

video/mp4

frigginglorious,
@frigginglorious@freeradical.zone avatar

@yogthos certainly the best thing I've seen on the internet all week!

iamnomad101,
@iamnomad101@ohai.social avatar

There should be a git command called “good” that’s just an alias for “git fsck”.

Patuleia,
@Patuleia@metalhead.club avatar
jxrxme,
@jxrxme@metalhead.club avatar

@Patuleia „1 in 10“ might be 50%

borisv,
@borisv@fosstodon.org avatar

On pair programming 😆
(credit: Vincent Déniel)


louis,
@louis@emacs.ch avatar

Using plain old JS fetch with "User-Agent": "OpenCOBOL IBM/Z16 v3.782".

Would love to see the faces of their DevOps team when they review their access logs 🙂

RyunoKi,
@RyunoKi@layer8.space avatar

@louis Access logs aren't reviewed for the most part. They're fed into some database for observability.

If you would want that to be noticed, try with JavaScript and hit Analytics

Deykun, (edited )
Deykun avatar

3 errors walk into a bar. The barman says, "Normally I'd throw you all out, but tonight I'll make an exception".

HarkMahlberg,
HarkMahlberg avatar

DuBois is my spirit devops engineer.

HarkMahlberg,
HarkMahlberg avatar

He seized the means of production.

sp,

Hello, World!

chrisarter,
@chrisarter@phpc.social avatar

Reading my own code from 6 months ago 💀

thgs,
@thgs@phpc.social avatar

@chrisarter I feel like that sometimes but for the code I am writing now when compared to the old one..

chx,

Finally I have a good answer whenever I am asked how long a ticket takes.

anianimalsmoe, (edited )
@anianimalsmoe@sakurajima.moe avatar

Me, an Engineer, every time I'm approached by potential 'Founders'.

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