cantstopthesignal, Pay for dinner
Caboose12000, lmfao savage
Leo_agiad, This man fights in the shade.
MajorHavoc, For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
Pandybear24, Well, that would be nice…
Spectacle8011, The GNU kernel was not originally supposed to be called the Hurd. Its original name was Alix—named after the woman who was my sweetheart at the time. She, a Unix system administrator, had pointed out how her name would fit a common naming pattern for Unix system versions; as a joke, she told her friends, “Someone should name a kernel after me.” I said nothing, but decided to surprise her with a kernel named Alix.
Strawberry, I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend
NeonPayload,
lazycouchpotato, Another rizz line: www.instagram.com/reel/CwoLlzYpuyt/
^I^ ^apologize^ ^for^ ^the^ ^Instagram^ ^link^ ^in^ ^advance^
Resistentialism, God, what I love aboit this is, when she disconnects. He makes a sound that kind of sounds like a laugh. Like he’s breaking character. Don’t know why. I could be wrong. But I find it funny
jimmux, Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.
Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.
cheery_coffee, Well I am now, that’s romantic as fuck
“Honey, I named this branch after you. It changes whitespace in the readme of a major open source project, but it’ll look great on my resume!”
hglman, Please change your name branch to match the ticket number.
First, Honey, please fill out these court papers, I need you to change your name to this new ticket number that I’m starting work on next Monday.
ABotelho, A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol
dereisele, Git for example lol
ABotelho, Lmao, indirectly, you could say.
tofuwabohu, Only thing that comes to my mind is MariaDB and “siblings”, didn’t know it’s that common.
SquirtleHermit, Debian comes to my mind
WhipTheLlama, And Perl
1984, Debian is named after Debra, then girlfriend of Ian, its creator.
OneCardboardBox, I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.
At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I’ve long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon’s upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.
superminerJG, This one got me
MargotRobbie, So, anyone here want to name a git branch after me? 😊
MarkHughes4096, Best I can offer is a static variable in my next coding round.
WindInTrees, After Margot Robbie? Hell yeah I do
MargotRobbie, Yay
Four_lights77, The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.
Nsh, The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
dan, after his children My
I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.
lord_ryvan, It helps that it’s a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn’t a word, at all.
thank_me_its_friday, Then what’s about MongoDB?
WindInTrees, Hi, it’s me, Mongo.
cheery_coffee, Here I was thinking the creators of MySQL learned from online tutorials and thought classes needed to start with “My” if they weren’t in the standard library.
noodle, (edited ) When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We’re still together.
homesnatch, Sounds like she’s got a good sense of humor… is she single?
bigkahuna1986, You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
sim642, And she was just running random exe files from emails.
Lyrefly, Okay but my partner does this with things like taking my naming suggestions for blueprints in factory games. Then he’d message me about his harambe units. 10/10 very cute
atx_aquarian, __
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