nieceandtows, (edited )

<span style="color:#323232;">target = input("Enter target to hack:")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
</span><span style="color:#323232;">print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">for progress in range(0,100,20):
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
</span><span style="color:#323232;">print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
</span>
mrsgreenpotato,

You called progress instead of print function at the end.

boiledfrog,

print(“HACK FAILED LOSER”)

fluxion,

We’ll fix it in post-production

nieceandtows,

aw man

clearedtoland,

Ahh a man of culture, I see.

…Wait. Do we do that here?

Bogus5553,

<span style="color:#323232;">from random import uniform
</span><span style="color:#323232;">from time import sleep
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">target = input("Enter target to hack:")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
</span><span style="color:#323232;">print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">for progress in range(0,100,20):
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    sleep(uniform(1,3))
</span><span style="color:#323232;">print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
</span>
lord_ryvan,

<span style="color:#323232;">print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
</span>

Are we hacking or shooting a gay porn? I’m fine either way, I just need to know which basement I get in.

pgp,

That’s not accurate, the image is missing sleeps between each print.

Ulijin,

The character is just an amazingly good hacker. They operate at speeds us mere mortals can’t comprehend /s

nieceandtows,

What about the random matrix style character stream in the background?

vicfic,

heard of cmatrix?

Imnebuddy,

Or neo

Illecors,

This is sooo cool!!! Thanks!

vicfic,

Heard of edexui? but sadly they stopped development.

Illecors,

I hadn’t, but looking at the readme I can already tell it’s way too busy for actual usage. Don’t get me wrong - it looks super cool, but I simply couldn’t stick to it everyday.

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