Behind The Scenes
dylanTheDeveloper, 
Fake, true hackers use one print function using \n
0x2d, cmatrix
JackbyDev, <span style="color:#323232;">import hack </span>
SpeakinTelnet, 
<span style="color:#323232;">apt install hollywood </span>
cybersandwich, Hahaha I love that this is real.
gravitas_deficiency, Not even a progress bar smh
Helluin, progress bars: too fake for hollywood
rclkrtrzckr, They just don’t know how to code this properly. To look real, it should go quickly to 95%, stall there for some minutes, go back to 91.7% and then take ages to 99.9%
Bandicoot_Academic, And then hang on 100% for hours before finaly crashing
gravitas_deficiency, Oooooh. It’s IN the computer.
Neutrino, import time … … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5)
ikidd, 
Blocking code gets your peepee slapped.
dQw4w9WgXcQ, Mono.just(“Penetrating system”) .doOnNext(System.out::println) .delayElement(Duration.ofSeconds(1)) .flatMapMany(() -> Flux.just(“20%”, “40%”, “60%”, “80%”, “100%”)) .map(“Hacking NASA %s”::format) .doOnNext(System.out::println) .delayElement(Duration.ofSeconds(1)) .subscribe();
Better?
fsxylo, I can tell I’m getting better at programming because I’m getting better at reading meme code.
shasta, It’s so beautiful!
Awkwardparticle, I was going to say it was missing the sleeps every other line.
varnia, Also: what’s up with the fake browsers? How difficult us it to setup a local webserver, setup a hosts entry and use a real browser to open the webpage? Or open a static webpage via file:// protocol. I find it more effort to “program” a fake browser with complete interface…
Neutrino, There are trademarks and usage requirements to consider, easier to make a fake one with no branding.
ultratiem, 
Never mind fake browsers, fake OSes. When do you see Windows or macOS or Linux on anything in movies. They always replace the OS with some super futuristic cyber system.
ggiesen, Unless it’s ‘True Lies’, in which case the terrorists are running Windows 3.1.
ultratiem, please tell me they at least had a command prompt up
ggiesen, Nope, they use a GUI program called ‘Data Extraction Program’:
FlyingProto, Which it’s why I like Mr Robot
FlyingSquid, 
But it doesn’t explain double keyboard hacking.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b616bd7e-646e-4a6e-aace-5ec3d87f20d7.mp4
hakunawazo, Mandatory NCIS hacking video piped.video/watch?v=kl6rsi7BEtk
fosforus, There should be 5000 lines of code implementing fancy graphics transitions and also various beeps and boops. Writing those took 99% of our “hacker’s” time.
mayo_cider, 
There should be a few sleep() there to make it more realistic
ademir, 
“Realistic”
turing_spider574, Nah, the last line should say
I’m in
dudinax, Last bits are: “Would you like to see files on”
“1. Secret moon base”
“2. Captured alien space craft”
“3. ELE asteroid headed for earth”
Maajmaaj, Totally pranking my dad with this when I go visit him today.
NotSpez, NASA: oh no, someone got into the mainframe!!
AutomaticJack, Rabbit? Flu shot? Someone talk to me!
ivanafterall, 
I'm not sure it's wise to just tell people how to do this sort of thing?
Diplomjodler, OP is on a list now.
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