ZachWeinersmith,
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Game:

Suppose JK Rowling were not British. What names do her British token characters have?

Edit: Please feel free to provide sample dialog from your character(s).

lizardbill,
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@ZachWeinersmith Benedict Cumberbatch

Infrogmation,
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@ZachWeinersmith

The name "Muffington Crescent" popped up in a dream the other night, and that seems to fit.

https://mastodon.online/@Infrogmation/111279306966758958

Salty,
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@ZachWeinersmith Sir Dixby Hugginsworth
Alfred Stonybottom

phrees,
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@ZachWeinersmith

EXT. OFFA's DYKE DAY

POBERT (POB) SAIS
(Clearly affronted.)
Twll dyn? What on Earth does that mean and why are you addressing me in such a manner?

ColinsBadIdeas,

@ZachWeinersmith There were already actual characters named Kingsley Shacklebolt, Millicent Bulstrode, Reginald Cattermole, Aberforth Dumbledore, Dudley Dursley, Astoria Greengrass, Bertha Jorkins, Pius Thicknesse, and Wilkie Twycross. I don’t know that she needed more Britishness in her naming to be honest.

stevegis_ssg,
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@ZachWeinersmith

James Cleverly.

(He is already actually their I think Foreign Secretary.)

He would, of course, be a Ravenclaw.

TomF,
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@ZachWeinersmith Whizzy McWizardface.

oblomov,
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@TomF @ZachWeinersmith that's if JKR was a 4channer

druminor,

@ZachWeinersmith second suggestion for a completely different kind of British character: Skags Marblemouth (pron. Marblemuth.). Basically my first is any British character who speaks Posh, and Skags is any British character who doesn't.

wrosecrans,
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@ZachWeinersmith Hadrian Tealeaf looked at Bitter Pintbarrel and sighed. "Pip," he said once, "cheerio."
"Arthur Crownsword will find us at any moment, and feed us to Tom Bigben," said Bitter bitterly.
"Not if Linda Nunderground finds us first and takes us with her."
"She's too busy going around with Ollie Spitfire. We'll have to stand up to Arthur ourselves." But just then Empire Castlebutt heard the boys as he was going around the corner and grabbed Shipper Fleet to help.

unlikelyresult,

@ZachWeinersmith mean, Hermonie is already a bit much!

priyanphoenix,

@ZachWeinersmith

Colonius Arttheft
Roy Guvna
Kilton McBraveheart
Dafydd Rainfleece

TonyJWells,
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@ZachWeinersmith

Olivia Cuppatea :
"I say, Britempireen chums, let us all play a jolly game of Quinvasion against Colonystuffed. I shall bring the finest gunswords and provide a smashing meal of thrice boiled turnipagges! Tallynourmous Hourus!

uwesinha,
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@ZachWeinersmith
Meredith Hesketh-Fortescue
Jasper Fetherston
Gwyneth Molesworth
Thomas Thatcham

➡️ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Englische_Ansage

Aradiel,

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Smith Jonesington
William Overture
Windsor Chamberlain
Churchill Cityvale
Phillip Nelson
Scroobius Wellington

druminor,

@ZachWeinersmith Poncy Twaddlebottom

mjm1138,

@ZachWeinersmith Lionel Limelicker

wuffish,
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@ZachWeinersmith

Jules Carriagewhey
Richard Twiggenberries
Killian Graham
Luton Heathrow Stanstead

LeftOfKarlMarx,
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@ZachWeinersmith
Malaria Quinine

LeftOfKarlMarx,
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@ZachWeinersmith
Alexander Boris DeFeffel Johnson

LeftOfKarlMarx,
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@ZachWeinersmith
Sog E. B. Iscuit

FredricT,
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@ZachWeinersmith Hugh McNamara.

yildo,
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@ZachWeinersmith Elissabess Lossdsor: "Crikey! You speak pythonic, innit?"

RyeNCode,
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@ZachWeinersmith
Johnathan Island Empiretone the 4th. Chauster of Endellbrough.

"Indubitably, gov'ner. Yon wee Magickians ov'r yonder hath dis-pibbled the grumbolts! Well, I never!"

LeftOfKarlMarx,
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@ZachWeinersmith
Di Jestive

LeftOfKarlMarx,
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@ZachWeinersmith
Dickie McVittie

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