cstross, 5 months ago

DO MY WORK:

Currently brainstorming aliterative terms of disparagement for Bob to use in the next Laundry novel.

So far I have disallowed:

— Tangerine Shitgibbon ❌ (because Fuck That Guy)
— Useless Fuckpigs ❌ (too much Dominic Cummings)

But also:

— Demented Felchsquirrels
— Impotent Wankpandas
— Pathetic Puffinfellators
— Turd-polishing Terrapins
— Stupefied Swivemonkeys

And now I need more.

What have you got for me?