simonvarwell, Esperanto
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I’ve just been put in charge of the rail network, and honestly it’s hard to keep track.

bazzargh,
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@simonvarwell I hurt myself at a hypnosis show last night. He convinced me I was part of a steam train, then a pound note - and that's when I fell off the stage.

I'm still tender.

simonvarwell,
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I thought being an elite sprinter’s coach wouldn’t be too complicated, but honestly I’m struggling to keep up.

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