Birdbassador,

sheriff ed tom bell, putting down the newspaper and taking off his reading glasses, letting out a deep sigh as he thinks of the bloody vengeful darkness at the heart of the american experience and how, sooner or later, those debts will come due:
"they're saying that a shrimp fried that rice. now how does that make a lick of sense? how do we go to church on sunday and think that the Lord is sitting on His throne when, over in hudspeth county, there's a shrimp going around frying rice?"

jkohlmann,
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@Birdbassador I see the sheriff hasn’t yet heard the good word of Shrimp Jesus https://infosec.exchange/@josephcox/112129163007995228

Birdbassador,

@jkohlmann signs and wonders

jkohlmann,
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@Birdbassador Also, faith and works

jkohlmann,
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@Birdbassador Thank you for potentially referencing this and/or being far more cultured than I, Michael https://x.com/LibnOfCongress/status/1776605623829909804

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