Someone is making you a cup of tea. You see them add milk before taking out the teabag. Do you (a) smile, thank them politely, and drink it anyway, (b) accidentally knock it over and say, "Oh, don't worry, I'll make a fresh one myself," or, (c) wait, what? You're joking, right? Nobody actually does that, do they? Jeez, Greg, c'mon, I know it's April Fool's, but it's also Monday fucking morning and nobody has the energy for your perverse shit right now, OK?
