jon, 
I’m lost
I’ve just crossed a capital city by train, 3 stops so far*.
Not once been told to mind the gap between the platform and the train.
Not once been warned to not leave behind my luggage.
Not once been warned to not open the doors before the train is at the platform.
Not once been told to label my luggage.
Not once been told to mind the closing doors.
And no one died (as far as I’m aware).
- I’m now in Belgium having arrived from France earlier