Heat wok to 4 billion degrees.
Add one atom of oil, any kind.
Add garlic and onions.
Add black sauce of doom 1.
Black sauce of doom 2.
Chilies.
Black sauce of doom 3.
Protein.
Raise heat to 6 billion degrees.
Plate.
Garnish with scallions.
@ZachWeinersmith If you can't find black sauce of doom 2, sub with identical looking black sauce mixed with mystery ingredient you'll never find in any store
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