riversidebryan,
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Woo-Hoo! Only the 2nd time I've been called on for jury duty in the 30 years I've lived here!

Proper attire is required! No grey sweatpants? 🤪😂

mentallyalex,
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@riversidebryan The judge will be in a robe and the defendant will be in jammies - but you need to show up with a coat and tails. :blobcatgiggle:

riversidebryan,
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mentallyalex,
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@riversidebryan ikr? You should show up dressed to absolutely slay. Just ridiculously over the top hard with absolutely all the attitude.

"Yes, I am Bryan [Redacted] of Riverside. Here on behalf of my summons this day, May the 8th in the YEAR OF OUR LORD TWENTY THOUSAND AND TWENTY FOUR!

I am here to attend my CIVIC DUTY in accordance to jurisprudence as requested by HIS MOST RESPLENDENT AND HONORABLE [Whatever the Judges name is] MAY HIS JUSTICE PREVAIL!"

and just absolutely do not drop character.

Upside you'll get excused for being absolutely too much.
Downside... well, you'll have a fun story for the weekend when you're release? :blobcatgiggle:

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