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Kiersten White: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the creepy kids show
Stephen King: oh excellent! a creepy pasta!
King: my boy joe told me all about those
King: like that scary cartoon sponge man!
Joe Hill: it was squidward, dad
King: right right of course joe
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White: this isn't a creepypasta
White: it's about a weird show that everyone vaguely remember watching but can't remember any details of
White: and also the time slot and channel mysteriously seem to shift
Kris Straub: ah! candle cove!
White: no
White: no this is different
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King: haha remember in candle cove when the boat is all
King: "you have to go inside"
Straub: yeah i remember
Poe: spooky stuff!
Koontz: ha ha! "you have to go inside"
White:
White: it's not candle cove
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Barker: you're all saying it wrong
Barker: it's all like
Barker: "you have to go.... INSIDE"
Barker: see, you gotta get the inflection right
King: you said it exactly the same
Barker: no it was way scarier when i said it
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King: "you have to go... inside"
Barker: hmm no not quite right
King: i don't see the difference
Barker: kris who said it right
Kris Straub: clive
Barker: see???
King: i really don't think i said it any different
White: ANYWAY
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White: this is about a creepy kids show called Mister Magic
White: these kids are forced to live on a set away from their parents
White: until one kids dad tries to take her away
White: but try to understand dad
White: try to understand
White: try try try to understand
White: he's a magic man
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White: now it's 30 years later and she's going to a show reunion
White: and she's all "hey what happened 30 years ago? i forgot"
White: and everyone's all "lol not telling!"
White: gotta preserve the mystery
White: at least til the final reel
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White: see, these Mormons found an eldritch god in the desert
White: and they thought
White: you know what would be good to do with this?
White: make a kids show about how you should always be polite
King: uhhh
Poe: no actually that kinda scans
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White: the now grown up kids from the show have to reunite
White: and defeat mister magic through the power of um...
King: understanding?
White: Yeah! it can totally be like understanding or forgiveness or something
White: they overcome all their fears
White: and they turn out totally fine
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King: i didn't know candle cove was really just lessons about being polite!
White: IT'S NOT CANDLE COVE
King: "you have to go... INSIDE!!"
Straub: there
Straub: there it is
Straub: you got it that time
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King: creepypastas are so much fun, why don't we have more of them around here?
Mr Creepypasta: now I've heard a guy tell a story hundreds of times. saying perfectly ordinary words. just mouth sounds. perfectly ordinary. nothing weird about them. very normal. nothing to worry about
Chillz: here's the TOP tennnn VIDEooooos PROvinGGGG THAT the dracullllaaaa is real
King: oh yeah now i remember
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Eric Knudsen: i have a story about the terrible secret of space
HP Lovecraft: what
Lovecraft: what is the terrible secret of space?
Lovecraft: is it a color?
Lovecraft: cuz i already know that one
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