@HairiestBottom so the EBU, their voting processor, every mobile network (yes every one because you need to bill that €0.99 per vote), every payment card processor on the other side of those €0.99 transactions, every one for the app and web votes for the same, and the independent auditor E&Y, one of the world's largest accounting firms whose entire reputation and business could be trashed for signing off on something fishy, all collaborated to not win Eurovision