"I'm one of the good maskers," says a Democrat seeking to amend a mask ban, "I'm only wearing a mask because my family has access to cancer treatment."
"Don't lump me and mine in with those seditious, insubordinate protesters!" they plaintively continue, "My family loves police! We want to help police! We'd never be seen dead at a die-in! We know better than to stand in opposition to government power! We deserve a carve-out! Let us wear masks. Just drag those other people to jail for doing so!"
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