Bluefruit,

So no one told ya life waa gonna be this way You put much ketchup on them Its ruined your whole day

Its like the cap wasnt on tight enough Now the whole year it feels like, is gonna be more rough

Ill be there for you When the ketchup starts to pour

Ill be there for you I dont want these anymore

saltnotsugar,

Fries are placed on the plate.
(Laugh track)
Ketchup is poured on the plate.
(Laugh track)
Plate explodes.
(Laugh track with applause)

RedditWanderer,

While millions of people repeatedly tune in to watch it generating billions of dollars*

Jokes on us reallly.

Omega_Haxors,

Did you know FRIES is an acronym of all the people who invented them.

You have F for the French, R for Randy, I for FrancIs, E for Everyone else and S for Seasoning.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Your job is woke, you’re broke

You taste great with gravy…

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