Lachy,

I thought this was common knowledge. I distinctly remember this being taught in a basic high school computing class back in the 90’s.

Doug,

So in the 90s I had different computer based classes in high school.

There was a “computers” class, which is probably the closest to what you’re talking about, in which we mostly learned how to use Microsoft Works.

I also was fortunate enough to have some programming classes. We started out with QBasic and then the more advanced level was visual basic.

None of these discussed firmware. If it came up at all it was probably a casual side conversation because someone bricked something trying to update it.

raspberriesareyummy,

We started out with QBasic and then the more advanced level was visual basic.

fun times with gorilla.bas? :)

Doug,

I did have a classmate try to replicate Simon in QBasic but he kept needing the input reversed.

I told him the “feature not a bug” line and suggested he call it NOMIS

raspberriesareyummy,

Had to look that up - seen it before but never played. Sorry for the late reaction, lemmy.world had enough server problems that I didn’t see my notifications in > 2 weeks…

Doug,

No worries. Lemmy feels way more casual than Reddit anyway and I got notifications for months old comments there from time to time

raspberriesareyummy,

Now if only I could find a way to open - from my notification about your response - your comment in the context of the community - but on my own instance. I have tried clicking on “Show context” -> links to the home server of the community, where I can not post / respond. Clicking anywhere else:

  • Username: takes me to your profile
  • Community: takes me to my instance’s view of the community in which we are communicating
  • Post name: takes me to my instance’s view of the thread in which we are communicating, but of course without context to the comment
  • link symbol: does nothing
  • Show context: see above, takes me to the correct place, on the wrong instance
  • Timestamp: does nothing

:(

Anyways, I like lemmy a lot, but I think with the recent nasty defederation announcement at lemmy.world from hexbear I’ll have to find another instance as home…

Doug,

FWIW I home at midwest.social. It’s not strictly for the Midwest US but you’ll see a lot of stuff for that region there. It’s also left leaning and I think the only instances they’ve defederated so far have been for extremism.

I’m also using jerboa on my phone and from my inbox there’s a speech bubble button which lets me make this response from my inbox.

I don’t know if either of these things will help you but I figured I’d offer them just in case they did.

MrBodyMassage,

Anyone remember shareware?

Odo,

Oh man, Doom. Getting 1/3 of the whole game was incredible. Also Deus Ex years later. Some people hated the Ellis Island level, but I spent so much time exploring everywhere.

LinusWorks4Mo,
LinusWorks4Mo avatar

doom shareware was a life changer, nothing had been the same since

endomorph,

I fucked around so long that I failed the mission. It gave a prompt that I had 17 minutes left to do the last thing, and ran out by 20 seconds or sth.

Gotta give that game a whirl again soon, with proper textures & mods & fool around with ReShade for hours until my back hurts and I gotta lay down after an hour of actual gameplay, muhaha.

fidodo,

The kinkiest of the wares

Toribor,

I sharewared my firmware and got malware.

Ticktok,

I got malware in my wetware and had to change my underwear

endomorph,

200+ Shareware games on a CD, played the shit outta those. And they came in magazines or were given out completely free.

I believe demos for games should still be the norm.

WarmSoda,

I think demos are coming back. I have a bunch on steam recently, and Nintendo has a ton of them on thier storefront.

endomorph,

That’s good news. I hope that trend persists then.

JM42,

And they arrived (because I don’t want to use ‘came’ given this thread already) on cereal boxes.

endomorph,

I had never heard of that around here (Germany). Got my first PC '99, so I should have noticed; was looking everywhere for cheap Software deals. But there were some other companies which gave out free CD-ROMs as advertising with shareware and demo games. Some of those games were never finished, lol.

The Internet Archive has those Nestlé CDs btw :)

JM42,

Happened in Canada for sure. The post made me go dig through boxes in the basement and try to remember where my old cdrom drive and cable that would connect to a new Mac would be found. Good times and worth it.

endomorph,

Got no “vintage” hardware sadly. In a VM it’s not the same. I still have a Floppy drive, but those disks were all corrupted eons ago. I wonder how long my heaps of gamer magazine and bundle-box (bought at Aldi for practically nothing ^_^) CDs are still gonna last…

They were the best of times, that’s for sure!

ChapolinColoradoNZ,

fuck nestle

sorry, old habits

raspberriesareyummy,

obligatory Fuck Nestlé!

teolan,
@teolan@lemmy.world avatar

What the hell!

How did I understand that just now?

raspberriesareyummy,

possibly because a “firm” is also a word for a business / company, so “firmware” as the chipset software coming from the firm that manufactures said chipset makes perfect sense. at least that’s why I never sought an alternate explanation - and I am not fully convinced OP is right, actually.

boonhet,

But firmware doesn’t have to be from the firm that manufacturers said chipset. Third party firmware is a common thing.

raspberriesareyummy,

see that’s something that makes perfect sense but that I wasn’t actually aware of… Sorry for the late reaction, lemmy.world had enough server problems that I didn’t see my notifications in > 2 weeks…

CaptObvious,

From en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firmware

History and etymology

Ascher Opler coined the term firmware in a 1967 Datamation article,[2][failed verification] as an intermediary term between “hardware” and “software”. In this article, Opler was referring to a new kind of computer program that had a different practical and psychological purpose from traditional programs from the user’s perspective.

As computers began to increase in complexity, it became clear that various programs needed to first be initiated and run to provide a consistent environment necessary for running more complex programs at the user’s discretion. This required programming the computer to run those programs automatically. Furthermore, as companies, universities, and marketers wanted to sell computers to laypeople with little technical knowledge, greater automation became necessary to allow a lay-user to easily run programs for practical purposes. This gave rise to a kind of software that a user would not consciously run, and it led to software that a lay user wouldn’t even know about.[3]

Originally, it meant the contents of a writable control store (a small specialized high-speed memory), containing microcode that defined and implemented the computer’s instruction set, and that could be reloaded to specialize or modify the instructions that the central processing unit (CPU) could execute. As originally used, firmware contrasted with hardware (the CPU itself) and software (normal instructions executing on a CPU). It was not composed of CPU machine instructions, but of lower-level microcode involved in the implementation of machine instructions. It existed on the boundary between hardware and software; thus the name firmware. Over time, popular usage extended the word firmware to denote any computer program that is tightly linked to hardware, including BIOS on PCs, boot firmware on smartphones, computer peripherals, or the control systems on simple consumer electronic devices such as microwave ovens, remote controls.

raspberriesareyummy,

Fair enough :)

intensely_human,

holy shit

kog,

Firmware is just software that runs in a different place.

Source: me, I write firmware sometimes at work.

Nuuskis9,

I’'d like to know that where spyware is located?

SatyrSack,

Windows

kernelPanic,

Ahahhaha, good one

wren,
@wren@lemmy.ml avatar

<whispers> it’s in the walls

A7thStone,

'Til the sweat drop down my balls

SatyrSack,

Closed source source, motherfucker!

d3Xt3r,

All these rootkits crawl

Ddhuud,

Firmware is just software that runs in a different place.

Like in the kitchen?

Jk

Dnn,

Well, it’s usually closer to the hardware though. Your average x86/64 software dev doesn’t have to struggle with pins, addresses, buses and timings that much, if at all.

LandedGentryOnlyClub,

Everyones a hardware engineer they just don’t want to admit it.

Klaboesterbeer,

Damn… I always thought it meant the “firm” putting their “ware” on the chips. 😂

Wispy2891,

Same

elbarto777,

I actually never tried to find any meaning to it. I thought it was just software for the BIOS (which it is), and that’s it.

But this half wat between soft and hard? Whoa.

Rodeo,

It’s not software for the BIOS, it is the BIOS.

elbarto777,

You’re or course right!

tobier,

How can you be 30 years in the industry and not know what firmware is?

pistachio,

I think he does know what a firmware. Just didnt’t realize the origin of the term.

A firmware is neither soft nor hard… it’s firm.

(Or maybe I completely misunderstood the tweet 🙄

tobier,

Oh the name, completely misunderstood this as “I don’t know what firmware is”.

UnknownQuantity,

I know, right? That’s why I never call tech support. Nowadays I’m practically computer illiterate, but I still know how to find answers without hearing: “Hello It, have you tried turning it off and on again?”.

MinusPi,

You can know the name of a thing without realizing where the name comes from.

tobier,

Yes my bad, misunderstood this as “I don’t know what firmware is”

NewAgeOldPerson,

Started computer science in grade school with only an hour of actual computer time a week. A LOT of theory and history. Charles Babbage, Ada, ENIAC, etc.

This stuff was drilled into our heads. Same with bit, byte and, halfway between bit and byte, a nibble. It’s a thing. 4 bits is a nibble.

Funny enough, I couldn’t code to save my life now.

evranch,

Nibbles are still a thing in embedded programming and in ultra low bandwidth comms like LoRa. For example you can pack 2 BCD digits into a byte, one for the high nibble and one for the low nibble. This results in the hex representation of the byte actually being directly readable as the two digits, which is convenient.

Datasheet for sensors will sometimes reference nibbles as well, often for status bits on protocols like Onewire where every bit counts. i.e low nibble contains a state value 0-15 and high nibble contains individual alarm flags.

phx,

Nibbles can also be used with image types that are less than 8-bit

player_entity_t,

QBasic came with NIBBLES.BAS, a snake game using text-mode characters as “pixels”. Specifically it faked a 80x50 “pixel” grid using the standard 80x25 text screen where each 8-bit (=1 byte) text character made up two monochrome pixels using ▄ or ▀ or █ or an empty space.

I assume the name derived from the fact that, in a way, one pixel was “using half a byte”, i. e. a nibble.

evranch,

Such good memories of learning to code as a kid in QBasic, I remember NIBBLES.BAS.

I was totally spoiled as my dad had the professional paid version which had an incredible IDE for the time and things like user defined types and structs that I later found out weren’t usually part of BASIC. It also had a ton of fancy graphics modes, double buffering, and even a sprite library. I loved playing around making crappy games.

21trillionsats,

My non-tech wife tried to tell me “obviously that’s why it’s called that” when I’ve been writing software (and even some minor firmware hacking) for 30 years.

Is this the real life?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Is this just fantasy?

k110111,

Caught in the landslide…

Shardikprime,

No escape from mediocrity…

TechnologyClassroom,

Extra firmware cannot be modified.

Firm firmware might be able to be modified, but documentation is largely unknown.

Silken firmware is easily modified by the user.

These names are taken from tofu packaging.

superkret,

My favorite is smoked firmware.

TechnologyClassroom,

This is a common result of firm firmware and tinkering.

Shardikprime,

Mmm … Tender ware

Forbo,
@Forbo@lemmy.ml avatar

Super firm trust on first use.

HiddenLayer5,

Rule of thumb: Firmware is essentially software that can break the hardware if something goes wrong.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I always think of it as software that’s saved on the hardware. But I guess technically all software is saved on hardware, but firmware is saved on hardware that’s different from the hardware you normally save it on.

But maybe your definition is better.

saltybrownsfan,

This reminds me of when, during the building and development of the Apollo program- electrical engineers were tasked with effectively creating the “software” of the guidance system, and when one of the lead developers told his wife “I’m working on the software for the rocket” She replied “We’re not going to tell people that you’re working in underpants.”

fubo,

By the way, “joystick” was kinda rude back in the day, but nobody even notices now.

Icarus,

what ? why ?

FightMilk,

Wikipedia seems to suggest it was an original term, first recorded use in 1909, and mentions nothing about alternative terms or controversy. I call BS

Rodeo,

He means rude as in people made a sexual innuendo out of it.

I remember in late 90s my brother bought a joystick. The brand was ThrustMaster. Literally, that was the name. ThrustMaster Joystick.

We still laugh about it sometimes.

cybervseas,

What was more acceptable? “Control stick”?

fubo,

No, “joystick” was the original term. Everyone in the past were a bunch of perverts.

ChapolinColoradoNZ,

It could have been worse. It could have been named enjoystick…

fubo,

It was named by pilots. It’s in the, um, cockpit.

lorez,

Nowadays it’s analog stick, where did all the joy go, I say?

expatriado,

glad that changed

axtualdave,

Disco stick, as in

“Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick / I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.”

f1g4,

Liking disco sticks don’t make me gay

mosiacmango,
sloonark,

I’m a high school teacher and I recently was discussing this. Protip: don’t talk to 14 year olds about how if something is in between hard and soft, it’s firm. 🙄

e033x,

Whiskey-ware

DarthBueller,

This guy doesn’t fuck.

Sixner,

Not for lack of trying! He got that ropeware bug

Doug,

I had a physics teacher who measured something against his hand in front of class and started to say, “You should try to…” then stopped before telling us he almost said “you should try to use your body to measure whenever possible” but stopped because he remembered he was talking to a room full of high schoolers.

CascadianBeam,

There’s a surprisingly more expansive demographic that pro tip applies to.

MudSkipperKisser,

Are emojis acceptable here? Because I’d like to insert the hand raise one here

Deez,

I think yes, let’s make a new culture of restrained emoji use 🙌

ramplay,

Oh were they referring to praise hands? I thought they meant 🙋

Deez,

I was high fiving their raised hand

Doug,

👍

lorez, (edited )

The Breakfast Club fist pump. There should be a dedicated emoji for that.

TheSaneWriter,

Yeah, that tip is applicable for a lot of people who understand what sex is, this isn’t something that really goes away with age in a lot of cases.

steakmeout,

Tip

Hehe

rubythulhu,

You called out “tip”, but you left “expansive” just lying there helpless?

TheGreenGolem,

Yepp, just the tip.

MudSkipperKisser,

Don’t worry, it’ll rise to the occasion

the_itsb,

I’m 41f (going on 13 at times), and this is why my husband hates(loves) having me around the shop - all the mechanical everything is full of euphemisms and innuendo. “mating surfaces” 😂

kog,

I feel like you should really have seen that one coming.

LinusWorks4Mo,
LinusWorks4Mo avatar

coming for sure

TwanHE,

Half-chubware

tabular,
@tabular@lemmy.world avatar

“Firmware” is a terrible name, it’s exactly software.

el_pablo,

The only common thing between software and firmware is the coding part. Everything else is different. Fault tolerance, memory management, MCU optimization, etc.

Metallibus,

It’s closer to the hardware. Generally harder to update. It’s less frequently updated. And it’s less fault tolerant.

Idk, sure, it’s technically software. But it’s pretty clearly at least a distinct subsection that deserves it’s own moniker.

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