Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
Semi-Hemi-Demigod avatar

This is part one of enshittification: You give your service away to get users, and cater to their wishes. Then once they're hooked you can do whatever you want because they can't leave.

Just more technofeudalism from a technofeudalist.

froztbyte,

it’s more insidious: it’s not giving it away. it’s subverting the “hmm UBI is good actually” argument and saying that people should receive compute instead of money, with a quiet “oh and naturally someone will have to pay us for providing them that compute”

froztbyte,

not that I’d bet against them pulling a lock-in move down the line as well (or upsells or any number of other exploitation plays), mind you

Rentlar,

“ChatGPT 7, please make me a sandwich, I’m hungry.”

As an AI language model, I cannot make a sandwich or any food for you.

However, because you have indicated that you are broke af, which is illegal in the State of Missouri, this conversation and your IP address has been reported to the state police.

sexy_peach,

lmao

HawlSera,

I was going to make this very joke before I saw this.

ZILtoid1991,

If I remember correctly, Sam Altman’s idea of UBI was people buying stocks and trading them.

maol,

I thought Thatcher on Acid was a band from the 80s, not the EAies’ approach to economic policy

Dkarma,

Let me sell mine for bread/rent

sexy_peach,

unbelievable

JokeDeity,

Can I use it for groceries?

Pringles,

Is this the guy that kindly asked for 7 trillion? Of course he doesn’t want UBI, because he wants to vacuum up all the money to dump it in his robot girlfriend.

Amoeba_Girl,
@Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems avatar

I love the way these idiots keep incrementing the number on their ChatGPT fantasy as if it’s a sufficient image of the future and it’s going to get everyone on board. Complete failure of imagination, don’t try to picture any actual use for it or anything, just make it… more.

PenisWenisGenius,

Just wait til they figure out what number comes after 7. IOS is up to like what, 20? There’s a lot of numbers they have to learn before they can compete with the big boys.

sailor_sega_saturn,
@sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems avatar

The greatest version number war of our age is between Chrome and Firefox, nowadays both of which get a major version bump around once a month. Firefox is on 125 and Chrome is on 124.

And009,

Seems ridiculous since a full version updates used to mean something

Evinceo,

They’re probably some sort of semver now.

200fifty,
@200fifty@awful.systems avatar

“I know not with what technology GPT-6 will be built, but GPT-7 will be built with sticks and stones” -Albert Einstein probably

carlitoscohones,
@carlitoscohones@mas.to avatar

@200fifty @Amoeba_Girl "GPT-11 will be built entirely out of sound waves from the sustain" - Nigel Tufnel, probably

And009,

gpt 7 is a beach hut

Evinceo,

With a face drawn on it

o7___o7,
@o7___o7@awful.systems avatar

People without an imagination trying to imagine what a prosthetic imagination would look like

nilloc,

That’s also why they get so excited about the current chatbots.

GBU_28,

Odd take, but if we zoom out,…

access to internet, and functioning computing is increasingly important for everyone. It obviously doesn’t rank about healthcare, safe housing, and foundational income.

dgerard,
@dgerard@awful.systems avatar

nobody is obliged to construct a less stupid version of the stupid claim, though

if he meant a less stupid version, he could easily have said that

GBU_28,

I’m speaking for myself, not him. People need internet and such, but it’s not the first thing on the list

Soyweiser,

Yeah but has ‘lack of compute’ ever been an issue for people online? Really weird to do a 80/90’s university style supercomputer computing time per department distribution style system in 2030.

dgerard, (edited )
@dgerard@awful.systems avatar

Usable fibre broadband is part of the universal service obligation for British Telecom landlines now

Soyweiser,

Thanks Sam!

o7___o7,
@o7___o7@awful.systems avatar

nobody is obliged to construct a less stupid version of the stupid claim, though

if he meant a less stupid version, he could easily have said that

Extremely quotable and vastly applicable.

This post may be the epitaph of our civilization.

Soyweiser,

I’m gonna use my compute to break the encrypting that guarantees that everybody gets an equal slice an then the compute is all mine! MINE!!! My next step is going to be autotuning a proper evil villain laugh.

antidote101,

Turns out my slice of the “compute” is worthless and his is worth billions.

casmael,

Is this the onion or

don,

Instead of Universal Basic Compute, where everyone gets a slice of GPT7’s compute and is about as useful to the average person as a waterproof mop, there should be Universal Basic Income, where everyone gets a guaranteed stipend so they aren’t required to work in order to have a quality existence, and would, to the average person, be about as useful as clean air.

Auzy,

I will be so happy when we stop hearing about this “AI” nonsense for literally everything. The only good thing is that at least there are less wankers trying to throw “block chain” into everything

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

they are the same wankers

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