forrgott,

Lol, I very nearly ate the onion on this one! Sadly, this guy is so stupid, I’m really not that ashamed of having to check myself…

gullible,

Same, I initially read “nottheonion.” It’s a pleasant surprising to find a community dedicated to the onion.

Neato,
Neato avatar

Same. Nothing Republicans do is too stupid anymore. If you even dared to suggest it they've invent something dumber to do.

forrgott,

I guess it’s all about the end of what I said, I think: check myself. The very idea offends them. The inability to even acknowledge, let alone consider, the idea they could ever just…get it wrong. It’s scary. Like a giant bomb we either find a way to work together and learn how to defuse…or else.

HawlSera,

What does that say when I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he was actually doing that?

Anticorp,

At press time, reports confirmed DeSantis had been beaten to death after being forced to fight another slave.

Fucking ROTFL! If only we could be so lucky.

GreenMario,

Oh no you don’t get to choose when it ends that’s not how it works 😂

Potatos_are_not_friends,

It reminds me of that idiot who said waterboarding isn’t so bad.

Then he had it happened and flipped 180.

blue_zephyr,

That can refer to multiple people actually.

raltoid,

Sure, but there is literally 0% DeSantis would live like a slave for a year. He wouldn’t do it for a week. At most he’ll spend a an hour or two posing for photos and then step into bus/trailer with a shower, AC and clean clothes before being driven home in a car that costs more than people make in a year or two.

Vlhacs,

Whole point is moot as soon as you put in a “for x days” qualifier as if you had a choice between being a slave or not. But I like that the onion article negates it by having him die while being a slave.

mosiacmango,

It wouldnt even matter if he was willing to do it for a year. Its a “common people” problem.

He would know that at any moment, he could say a word or make a call and it would stop. No slave had that ability. No slave knew their family was safe from rape or death. No slave had that certainty of safety, of health or of freedom.

His willingness to play as a slave would never be a serious situation, because it could never be anything but play.

hauntology,

Christopher Hitchens. He was one of the only neocons that actually went through with waterboarding, unlike Hannity and all the other right wing cowards of the day who made the same claims and then chickened out. He was a sell out and an awful person, but at least he was honest.

Jaysyn,
Jaysyn avatar

Unless he actually leaves the USA, this is just play-pretend. He can always say, "No".

kindenough,
kindenough avatar

Yeah it is the Onion, but if it were real, this guy would weasel himself out… I am still waiting for Hannity to get waterboarded.

Alexstarfire,

I’m not pro slavery but I’d certainly take him up on his offer. Maybe then he’ll realize how fucking stupid he is when talking about slavery.

Thedogspaw,
@Thedogspaw@midwest.social avatar

Lets make him pick cotton for 12 hours

Maajmaaj,

If this was real, I would be first in line to be his massa. I only need like 1 1/2 hours, some bleach, and a bag of paper clips. And the customary whip, of course.

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