PrincessLeiasCat,

From someone who lives in this shithole: this has never happened except for maybe a few times on a super edgy atheist subreddit for teenagers.

No white Christian dude in Texas has ever experienced this. We get it, bro. You’re the victim. You and every other Jesus-loving white guy in office right now, passing laws to take away the rights of anyone not like you. Even if this did happen, you’re all victims because a few guys laughed at you while you read your sacred book.

How did you ever move on from this moment?

ObsidianZed,

Not in Texas but Oklahoma, and I grew up “Christian” and there was definitely one asshole in high school that just wanted to be that atheist asshole. Like obnoxiously mocking. anyone that mentioned anything about religion.

I’m pretty non religious now and heard that he has since ‘found religion’ but also believed the COVID vaccine was a government conspiracy. So tables have turned a bit there, or maybe he’s just dumb.

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Edgelords gonna edge.

captainlezbian,

I knew those people too. It’s funny because I was the Christian they mocked at the time, but I’ve grown and went through time as an atheist, and am now pagan. For some people I think religious identity is primarily a tool to ensure they feel superior or enlightened, whereas for others it’s a search for an inner or outer truth or something else deep and private, and for others still it’s cultural or just “I don’t buy it”.

It’s easy for all of us to misunderstand each other when often our why is more significant than the conclusion we reach (per my observations). The people who want to feel superior are going to find people they agree with and gloat. The seekers are going to pursue understanding and self mastery. And the others are not going to understand why all of us care so much outside of transitional periods of belief.

niktemadur, (edited )

Hey AI granny: we don’t look down at you because of your Bible, we look down at you because you act AGAINST the core teachings of the Gospels, such as “love thy neighbor”, yet you insist on cherry-picking ‘n’ thumping over our heads a book whose teachings you don’t understand and if you did, you would REFUSE to follow them… like you already don’t now, and haven’t for your entire goddamned life.

Grass,

AI art used in an attempt to manipulate our fellow mentally weak individuals to side with what we want, just as ‘JESUS’ taught us.

AFC1886VCC,
mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for the waste of energy, I guess?

shadearg,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

There are more individuals out there generating Shrek buttholes 24/7 just looking for that perfect pout. This one isn’t a problem.

Asidonhopo,

I thought the joke was the original was also AI

AFC1886VCC,

Someone gets it!! Man there are some sour people out there

noobnarski,

When I run Stable Diffusion on my GPU it takes about 10-20s to render one image.

Power consumption is about the same as gaming, so its not much energy.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

God must’ve of spent a lot of time getting hands to work right as seen on the guy in grey to the left of Bible boy.

madcaesar,

Plot twist he’s hiding a hentai comic inside the Bible!

LillyPip,

Yeah. We are laughing at them. It’s their own fault for being laughable.

They’ve been doing far, far worse to everyone else for thousands of years, so a bit of online snickering shouldn’t hurt them. Like witch trials, the inquisition, the crusades, the holocaust, lynchings – that’s all fine, but their god forbid we make a few jokes online… that’s too far.

Lol Prudence, fucking suck it up.

callouscomic,

Persecution Fetish.

It leads them to teach their children that they need to be ready to die for their beliefs. It’s fucked up.

madcaesar,

It’s also a religion self-defense. If you tell people early on that their faith will be “tested” they are much harder to reason with because all they are hearing is “Satan is trying to take Jesus away from you” instead of the logical arguments against these made up stories.

FiniteBanjo,

0/10 message but 10/10 technique and subtle reference to the last supper with use of lighting and single point perspective.

Naz,

To be fair, that stylistic choice was made by the AI. Their prompt was probably “man sits with Bible being laughed at” or something equivalently trite and uncreative/lifeless.

FiniteBanjo,

I don’t see any signs of AI, though? Their eyes and eyebrows don’t look like cascading vaginas, they all have 4 fingers, etc.

I guess the lady’s hair on the right and the one finger missing an outline on the left are sus, but I feel like this could just be some regular human trace work.

Illuminostro,

True Christians, who actually follow Christ’s philosophy, are few and far between.

These people are Mammonites.

phoenixz,

Where?

When?

Give me one fucking example.yhat this ever happened?

Crickets

essellburns,

This thread? 🤔

phoenixz,

True, but they aren’t here to feel the rejection

Emmy,

When they knock on my door. I laugh

When I see them preach on the street. I laugh

When I see them on tv. I laugh.

When I see them voted into government. I stop laughing.

kemsat,

How dare they find your loyalty to your imaginary friend comical!!

LazyPhilosopher,

May they be granted all the oppression they crave and more. Amen 🙏🛐✝️😏

Masterblaster420,

this. i strive to make them feel as uncomfortable and unwelcome as i can, because, they are. get your stupid fucking ideas out of my society. NOW.

yesman,

It’s easy to make fun of this, but the sentiment it’s expressing explains so much about how Christians and conservatives in general are motivated.

The first premise is that conservatives in general are fixated on what’s “normal”. It’s very important to them that they’re in the mainstream and the majority. But they see faces that aren’t like theirs in the media, on the streets, and worst of all in power. Their favorite show expresses values they don’t hold. All the institutions celebrate black history and LGBT pride.

This is a problem because if what’s normal changes, they’ll have to change to be normal. Or even worse, they’ll be excluded from the normal. This is a threat to their identities.

This is how I understand irrational Conservative issues like the ‘war on woke’ or the ‘border crisis’. Trump speaks to this fear and anxiety in everything he does. When they say that “he’s come to save us” that’s what they’re talking about.

Laticauda,

Which is ironic because the progressive ideal is to leave the concept of “normal” behind entirely and embrace new different things instead of excluding those who are different.

octopus_ink,

if what’s normal changes, they’ll have to change to be normal. Or even worse, they’ll be excluded from the normal.

Based on how much time I spend voluntarily associating with any openly conservative family members or coworkers these days (none), my anecdotal evidence is that this is already happening.

They are bringing it on themselves, but there’s really no point trying to tell them that.

jaschen,

I became an atheist after reading the bible.

HubertManne,
HubertManne avatar

its funny because I thought the majority of texas was christian. who knew? /s

SuddenDownpour,

They don’t need anyone laughing at them, someone telling them that someone else is laughing at them is enough to feed their victim complex.

Red_October,

Thing is, they are. Not because they’re Christians (most people don’t care), not because they’re reading the bible (Most of them don’t anyway), but because they post shitty memes like this to feed their victimization fetish.

Masterblaster420,

i care that they’re christians. i grew up in the bible belt south in the 80’s. fuck these people. they wanna ruin my life? i’ll gladly return the favor.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • therightcantmeme@midwest.social
  • DreamBathrooms
  • magazineikmin
  • cubers
  • everett
  • rosin
  • Youngstown
  • ngwrru68w68
  • slotface
  • osvaldo12
  • Durango
  • kavyap
  • InstantRegret
  • tacticalgear
  • khanakhh
  • megavids
  • GTA5RPClips
  • normalnudes
  • thenastyranch
  • mdbf
  • ethstaker
  • modclub
  • Leos
  • tester
  • provamag3
  • cisconetworking
  • anitta
  • JUstTest
  • lostlight
  • All magazines